took a long time, but the end is near. Good bye, 2003! Hello, 2004 and
a year's worth of brand new alcohol! Here's a Return
of the King Review about
the end of another cinematic era piece of elvish beauty, and a quickie
holiday Daily. Later, freaks!
some free time, so here's a couple of Santariffic thingies for you.
a Holiday Special, or even an Afterschool Special if you will. New Truth
About Santa Claus Examiner Article and
a new Random
get tickets to the midnight showing of RotK last night :(..... I know.
So sad. But probably will today. Anyway, there's a sci-west show that
and Rated (Firefly Review) for you now up, and a Christmassy Daily.
I have something new this week... What was it?.... And why am I actually
typing this out? Ah! A new George Bushy NESticision for your sorry butts.
And a new Daily. How 'bout that?
three things for you today. That's rare. Enjoy it. First up is a new
Daily about the worst movie
going experience of my life. But, there's a new Detective
one of the most interesting TV shows I've ever seen concerning mad
detecting skillz. And finally, there are three new Vocal
Vomits waiting for your
disapproval. Now, it's time for a pr0n break.
a few things for you before I book it for a little Thanksgiving Holiday
action. First up is an addition to my RahXephon
Review and Rating. I
finally get to the RX Movie. Then there's a new Versus
and Suicide Circle (Suicide Club) Review and Rating for
both a zombie-filled tale of hyper-death and destruction, and a stoic
story of teens jumping in front of trains. And finally, I present to
you my Halloween
2003 Examiner piece into the heart of a being cursed
with terrifying party skillz. Bonzai!!!!
here's a new anime Abenobashi
Magical Shopping Review and Rating for
the shop-a-holic in you. Then we have a PAINFUL edition to the Daily....
I need a kiss for all my boo-boos. Especially the ones that my bathing
suit covers. Any volunteers?
Special Friday update! Did you get a chance to view the Paris Hilton
Well, don't bother. Read a Paris
Hilton Video Review and Rating of it here. What a waste of VHS
an apology. I was going to have a new Examiner piece up today but the
will of the universe was against it. Hopefully it'll be up next week.
I mean, you really want to see this as I completely humiliate myself
in a way that's not been done by an online personality since Andrew
Vestal dressed up like a Moogle. But anyway, here's a new
Trinitastic Matrix Review and Rating for
you, and one more reach into the Rossman's Mailbag.
Daily (aren't those the
best kind) and a new Grade-tacular Kiddy
Grade Anime Review and Rating. Now to go out and buy bigger pants
in preparation for Thanksgiving... Just thinking out loud.
don't talk about my relatives here on my site, and this newest Daily entry
should explain why. Plus there's a new Blockbuster
Review and Rating of my
old high school part time job! Enjoy.
Got a monkey-liscious new Monkey
versus Robot Examiner for
you, and a Last Exile Anime Review
and Rating about
an Exile of extraordinary magnitude.
new Reviews and Ratings today. A Scrapped
Princess Anime Review,
and a Kill Billerific
a lot of behind the scenes shiznit this past week. I restructured the
Reviews and Ratings and the Examiner
main pages, and then I added loads of CSS into all the archived reviews
just for kicks. But, I do have something new for you. Here's a new Daily about the stolen California Gubernatorial election. Don't worry, Gary,
for you can always come be Georgia's number one Gov! We love you down
robo-god lives! Check out a new Unicron
Transformer Review and Rating. And then we finally get Tammi With
up on the Tammi Rossman Peoples
section. Just don't get too close.
a new Daily for ya.
I was going to have a new Rossman Peoples up too, but my friend
Tammi With an "I" was too busy 'mattress inspecting'
to do the photo pictorial... Funny, I didn't think she'd gotten
a job in town yet.
I also have big news that will make about 3 to 4 people on the
entire internet happy enough to shave a puppy... NESticide,
Bitch is back alive! Please, don't all pee your pants at
masterpiece is finally finished! It's a "How
To Make a Baby" for the ages. Check out the newest Great Teaching
Daily too while you're
a Rahxephon Anime Review
for you, along with some more Viewer
Mail. Confusion galore.
lazy Daily for you....
And, what the hell, here's a Vocal
must be on a reviewin' rampage! Here's a Age
of Apocalypse Review and Rating for you. This one is all about an
alternate world where one dead, bald man apparently saved the universe
giant blue devil just by existing. Oh and a hotdog-riffic new
I have a new review about a movie about online gaming for you.
Head on over to its Mamoru Oshii's
Avalon Review. Then there's a new Daily
waiting to be read too. And I got a bunch more top graphics redone
for some older Reviews. There's the Vandread
Akira Anime Review, GateKeepers
GTO Anime Review, and Nadia
got off my ass and did a lot for this unpaying site in the past
week. First, here's a new Meet
the Feebles Review and Rating for the greatest puppet movie ever
made, and second here's a new Gary
Coleman for California Governor Examiner
piece about the world's mightiest midget god. Then I got a bunch
of old Ratings and Reviews upgraded with shiny, new, biggie graphics.
Check them out so that I don't have to kill myself over the waste
of time. There's the FLCL Anime Review, Battle Royale Review, Macross Anime Review, I'm
Gonna Be An Angel Anime Review, Noir
Argento Soma (Argentosoma) Anime
Jin-Roh Anime Review.
a quickie and a shitty She
the Ultimate Weapon (or Saikano) Review
and Rating for you.
a new Stupid People and their
Stupid Penises Examiner Article.
It's about the stupid people of the world and their penises.
And a new Daily.
Three thingies today. A Daily,
A Vocal Vomit and
a reunioniscious 10 Year High School
Class Reunion Review and Rating.
new, lame Daily for
you, and a Berserk Anime Review and
of one of the goriest sword-slashers to ever be animated... I'm
a new letter for you from the Mail
Bag, and some new Haikus
about my busy busy vida loca.
yeah yeah... You're lucky I'm even getting this much done! Just
one thing this week. A new Daily.
Soon I'll have an Examiner thingy up on my road adventures, but
just not today. Accept it. At least I'm better than a shit load
of those other pages out there that never update, or who's creator's
quit because they can't be creative anymore. Pussies. All of
finally did something non-constructive with my life this past
weekend! I didn't do a goddamn thing that was worthwhile. I basically
just saw the Hulk and then read Hairy Pothead 5
with Karen. So in honor of both events I give you a new Hulk
Review and Rating and a new Daily.
that was unexpected! Instead of just lazing around and working
my tail off for the past two weeks, I was talked into going on
a monster road trip with some buds all up along the East Coast.
Groovy. Well, I'm back, and I've got a new Daily
and one new Vocal Vomit
things, George. Bad things. No more updates for a few weeks.
Too much busy stuff coming in from the paying jobs, and of course
since those pay for my alcohol intake, they take priority. But,
to keep you tided over and whatnot, here's a scitzo Daily.
of being picked on by big bullies and little girls? Well then,
thank God almighty that I created the following "how to"
guide for you. How
To Be A Ninja.
new angry Daily and
one more Vocal Vomit
for you. That is all.
got a lot of anime watching done this past week... I'm not proud
of it, but it is what it is. Kookily enough though, all of the
stuff I saw revolved around witches. So now there's a Triple
Anime Feature for my newest Witch
Hunter Robin, Kiki's Delivery Service, and Someday's Dreamers Anime Reviews
and Ratings where
I say the word "witch" forty
been a tough week, but I do have a little something special for
all you guys and gals out there who are done looking up your
daily allowances of pornography. Here's a new NESticision
about war against the Axis of Evil... or something.
had one of the most lifeless weekends of my life... And I loved
every minute of it! A new Daily
about the experience, and a new Legend
of Zelda Review and Rating about a bunch of glowing triangles too.
was pretty bogged down with barfing all week, so this update
is pretty short. Just a Daily.
Hopefully less puking, more freetime next week.
of all, The Wind Waker rulz my little world. Second of
all, I have a new interview up that brought me face to face with
evil... and horrible halitosis. Read all about it in my
newest Saddam Hussein Examiner
more week until GameCube Zelda comes out! Woo Hoo! But
until then I'm forced to entertain you lifeless zombie feckers
with my freetime. So here's a dreamtastic Daily,
and two new Vocal Vomits
about vampires and war.
is up in the Wolfman's honour. Plus there's a brand spanking
new Daily about the
hazards of drinking with a smeghead.
of the hazards of having a webpage, such as this, is that you
sometimes get "San Francisco gay" letters such as my
newest Reader Mail addition.
Though one of the fun things about having a webpage, such as
this, is that you get to publish said letters and let the world
see what makes these mongo mailers tick. There's also a new Please Teacher (i.e. Onegai Sensei) Review and
And next week, I have some classic Wolfman poetry for you suckers.
shtuff this week. A new Examiner
about the evils and stupid-poopidness of moneys, and a new Review and Rating on one of the
funniest movies I've seen in AGES. Go for broke.
good week past me, and an unknown week ahead. It's weird... This
is the first time in a long time that I have no real "feel"
for the seven days ahead of me. Well, here's a new Scryed
Anime Review and Rating about a groovy fighting anime to help you
your week. Ungrateful little snot rag....
Valentine's Day is almost upon us, and in honour of said Hallmark
Holiday I bring to you a Retard's Digest article on a very solemn
wedding tradition... How
to Throw a
Bachelor Party! Plus a new Daily
about how Metroid Prime is a giant queef of a game.
first (and maybe only) NESticision
of the year is done. The Debate Team has a special 8-bit guest
today! And another Daily
that delves into the seedy world of blind dating.
world's kickin' me in the nutz over and over again... again.
But I'm still here for ya, baby! Yeah! Here's a new Examiner
about the hazards of partying like it's 1999, and some more Reader Mail.
This year is just flying by!... And I still haven't been framed
for any major crimes yet. My enemies must be slipping. Anyway,
here's a new Giant Robo Anime Review
of THE GREATEST ANIME EVER MADE. And a new Daily.
finally completely finished the last three Orlando
pages to my most recent piece. Took me longer than my old L.A.
article all those two years ago! Anyway, here's a new Rossman
Ramblin' for you to ponder too.
we go again, baby! 2003 has started and it's lookin' fine! Well,
at least I'm looking fine, and that's all that matters.
Here's a new Rating and Review
for you and a fantabulouscious new Daily.
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