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07/04/07
Sleepless and Driving Shittily in Seattle
Yet another Rossman journey into the unknown! In this case, the Pacific Northwest... Hardly exotic, but home to many a corporate HQ and many a tourist trap. And, unfortunately, many a shitty, shitty driver. |
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05/03/06
Rivalry of the Millennium: Marvel versus DC!
The modern Clash of the Titans! Two multi-media giants fight for supremecy of printed, televised, and theatrical superiority! It gets ugly, and I reveal that I know too much about both the Marvel and DC universes. |
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02/22/06
The Olympic Spirit of Winter (the lesser, faggier games)
Do the Winter Olympics count as "real" Olympics? Is figure skating really as gay as it looks? At what temperature does water freeze? Do nipples really get hard in cold weather? These questions and two more get answered inside! |
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09/28/05
Going Gay the San Francisco Way
How does Team Rossman celebrate a fellow member's nuptials? Mostly by partying hard in big gay cities far from home. Check out our FABulous time in the Bay area. |
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07/13/05
The "America, Fuck Yeah!" Party Rundown
America is filled with dicks and pussies. The dicks party and celebrate the birth of the nation on the 4th of July, and the pussies take the side of the terrorist assholes who just like to shit all over everyone. This is the story of a bunch of dicks and their uber-tastic party. |
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12/08/04
The Makings of an UBER-WEEK
You think you know how to have fun by yourself? Well, you probably do, but I'm not talking about anything dirty here. Find out how to have an Uber-Week inside! |
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10/06/04
The Rossman's Penultimate Guide to Anime
Everything anybody could ever possibly want to know about perverted Japanese sex cartoons. Nobody's looking... Come on, you know you want to check it out. |
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04/28/04
Religion Talk, With Malcolm Z
Do you believe shit just because a man in
black with a white collar tells you to believe it? Do you
think that everything in the Bible happened exactly as it
is written, solely because it tells you it did? You fucking
lemming... Let Malcolm Z set you straight. |
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