In memory of In the Naked NES.

(If a company whose name rhymes with Shmintendo asks, I'm pretty sure this counts as satire.)

Dedicated to the everlasting memory of the newly resurrected NESticide, Bitch.

 Once upon a time, in a land far away there was a great debate page (In the Nude NES) that talked about all of the important social issues of the day. It was deep and very thoughtful, especially in the way it used naked video game characters to argue and kill each other to get their many points across. But then it died a horrible death due to alcoholism and crack cocaine... and some heavy tequila shots. Lots of tequila.

Well, fortunately Phwibbles' once dead and decaying gizz-producing page is once again alive for your masturbatory enjoyment. Check the whole damn thing out NOW! But then come back to read all the newest debates from the same video game peoples who originally participated in those naked round table discussions who weren't through stating their various opinions on all the controversial topics that still inhabit our world. And so without further ado, I present to you:

oversexed boyscout

prissy adventurer

drug chemist

gay robot

macho rug muncher?

pretty floater
The Greek Geek
The Fairy-like Elf

The Sketchy Doctor

The Metal Man

The Hot Bounty Hunter

and the Princess

Even though they each begged and pleaded I had to put my foot down and I made them keep their clothes on. Freedom of speech and expression is one thing, but Link's monster pud was just scaring the bejeebus out of me.

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