Usually updated on Thursdays.
If I miss one, just wait till the next. It's really that simple.

09/02/2010
Balls, steel vice. Steel vice, balls. Oh, have you two met before? Yeah, that's right, you have. I remember the intense pain life can give through your crushing grip, steel vice, just like it was yesterday. Because it was. And the day before. And the day before that before. Anyway, in order to slip into a world of semi-escapism, I decided to get two more pages done of my most insanely excellent trip to DC over a month ago. Fuck. I just might get drunk tonight and try and reenact those times. Or maybe I'll just buy a gun — no headache the next morning. Here's Parts 3 and 4 of my Things To Do In DC When You're DEAD (tired) Examiner Article.

08/19/2010
Guess what?! Yup, it's crunch time at work again. Meh, no biggie, but it just means only one real update this week again. But it's a doozy I've been working on for a while now. Here is my Movie/Comic Review and Rating of Scott Pilgrim Versus the World! Oh, and a new look for the Daily that isn't all pink and purpley and gay like it had been for the past 2 years. Yeah, sorry about that.

08/12/2010
It's been a hella week. Work, life, car repair shit... Very tough. Very rough. Very expensive. Read all about it in my Serene Daily here. Then join me for a half dozen shots of Vodka. Then some Tequila. Then I plan to drink till I puke. It'll be fun.

08/05/2010
First, a warning in the form of my Casshern Sins Anime Review and Rating. Then, a warning of wicked sweetness in the form of Parts 1 and 2 of my Things To Do In DC When You're DEAD (tired) Examiner Article. You are so welcome.

07/29/2010
I hope all of you did your homework, 'cause here's the test: My Angel Beats Anime Review and Rating. Next week, part 1 of Doss-Con 2010: The Doss Is Strong With This One!

07/22/2010
Before I tell you about this week's update, you have a homework assignment. Go and watch all of Angel Beats. Trust me. Do not read anything or even talk to anybody about it. Just watch it cold. You can thank me later and read my review about it next week (if you're good). Now, here's my Durarara!! Anime Review and Rating. There you go.

07/15/2010
Okay, remember a few years ago when I shat all over the Fullmetal Alchemist anime series because the second half sucked, and it was really dumb, and then the shitty movie came along and made things worse?... Well guess what? Those magnificent bastards at Studio Bones actually went back and remade the whole goddamn thing, only this time they followed Arakawa's storyline to the goddamn letter! Read my Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Anime Review and Rating to see what the fucking awesome result was.

Oh, and a new Thunderdome in the Trees Daily. And for you bastards who begged for a Facebook page from me, fucking join so I don't look like a bigger loser than I already am. Seriously, you made me sign up with the anti-Christiest website for web-developers ever, so now don't leave me hanging. Facebook blows...

07/07/2010
Yes, The Last Airbender hit theaters last weekend... Yes, I did see it. Yes....... I still have night-terrors. I still see the glorious final product that it COULD have been. Yes....... I still weep for the waste of over $100million that could have made something truly special. Fuck. Go ahead and just read my The Last Airbender Movie Review and Rating. Save yourself...

07/01/2010
Nothing new this week due to everything and the weather dominator, but here's an old Glittering Gay Vampire Peen Twilight Book Review and Rating to remind you just how fantastically retarded all those Twi-fags are out there. Yes, they're out there, and they love 100 year-old creepy stalkers and pedophile werewolves. Pedophile werewolves. You know it.

There's so much new shit (movies and anime) coming out now, next week will have something new from me to you. Promise, pumpkin.

06/24/2010
Hey! Long time no see! What have you been up to?... Really? That was you? That's awesome! Who knew they'd stop looking for the governor's daughter after only a week. You have the luck of the filthy Irish in you, I'll tell you what... Oh, and after you get rid of the evidence and burn the windowless van, why don't you take a look at my newest Toy Story Trilogy Movie Review and Rating? It'll be here when you're done. Take your time. There's no point rushing a job that needs to be done correctly the first time.

06/17/2010
Not much this week, just a new 4-Team Daily. I'm also catching up on the new Fullmetal Alchemist series that's almost over in Japan, so in preparation for my upcoming review of that bad boy why don't you read my reviews of the original FMA anime and its follow-up movie in order to remind yourself about just how SHITTY they both were in order to necessitate a remake less than 5 years later. Christ they sucked.

06/10/2010
Christ!... What day is it? October? Well, in case you skipped it on opening weekend because the commercials for it were godawful, here's my Splice Movie Review and Rating to hopefully change your mind. And two quick Be A Dear's, just to show you that it's not just my life that sucks. Have at'cha!

06/03/2010
I was going to review the Prince of Persia movie for you, but I didn't feel any major love or hatred for it, and it would have been a boring read. Instead, check out my Redhead Daily! Only if you dare.

05/27/2010
I'm back, and I'm Lost. Ha! Get it! Isn't that clever?! I'm reviewing and rating ABC's television show Lost, and I kind of made a pun about it! That is so fucking hilarious of me! Worship my wit! I AM YOUR GOD NOW!

05/13/2010
Nothing new next week, but THIS week I have three things for you. Holy. Shit. I know, that's just so generous of me. First up is a new Iron Man 2 Review and Rating. Boom.

Second up is a new story from Ms. Scarlett about her house smellin' like ass. Boom-boom!

And finally, 4 new Vocal Vomits about my friends and I (and Steve) getting pissed at stupid people doing stupid things in the world. Shakka-lakka-lakka BOOM! Now just spread them out and save at least one for next week and you will still be able to have your fix.

05/06/2010
Have you ever waited for the sequel or the follow up to a great movie or a book or a TV series and you just knew that you may have gotten your hopes up a little too high before it came out, but then you see it or read it and you think "Holy shit! That was just as good as the original!" Well, I waited about 9 years for the sequel to the anime series Kiddy Grade and, well, why don't you pull up a chair and sit down and make yourself comfortable for my Kiddy Girl-and Anime Review and Rating and read all about it yourself.

Oh, and since yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, you can read up on that as well. God bless you magnificent Mexican bastards and your drinking holiday!

04/29/2010
I'm telling ya, this has been one shitty as fuck week. How do they keep on coming like this? It's like I'm stuck on a railroad track and one big ass engine after another keeps barreling down the line, smashing into me each time without even slowing down for fear of causing a massive derailment. Here's the debut of a brand new site (YAY!) that my friend Ms. Scarlett was generous enough to write for me: Be a Dear and Put Down Mommy's Vibrator. It is pure awesome.

Also, I have a new How To Do Shit piece up today: How To End a Relationship (the Rossman Way). You just can't lose!

04/22/2010
Getting a lot more done behind the scenes this week, but I still found time to get a few things done for you schlubs. Here's a new Kick-Ass Movie and Comic Book Review and Rating, and there's also a new NEStisicion about Socialized/Universal Healthcare. You don't have to read it now, but soon enough I'll pass a law that REQUIRES you to read it... So be forewarned.

04/15/2010
First of all, because the Chief is a DICK and had to point out to me that the main Rossman CRoss Roads Homepage had gone without a new look for over 5 years, I then couldn't rest before I completely revamped the fucker. Check that shit out here: NEW ROSSMAN HOMEPAGE. Then check out my newest double Anime Review and Rating(s): Ladies Versus Butlers & Kimi ni Todoke. Panties and breasts and lame angst, OH MY! Now for sleep... Thanks to two bottles of NyQuil and 5 pints of Vodka. Sweet release...

04/08/2010
Nothing really new this week, but I did watch the Gurren Lagann movies, and I added my thoughts about them to my Gurren Lagann Anime Review and Rating (at the bottom of my initial review). Next week I'll have more, AND a super mega jerk-me-off new design to the main page. You will shit your pants.

04/01/2010
If you come out of this with ANYthing helpful, I hope it's that NOTHING can contain the Disappearing Monkey. A Disappearing Monkey Daily is here. Oh, and a new Kemonozume Anime Review and Rating. Oh yeah, you heard that right.

03/25/2010
Here's a new Bob Ross Inspired Daily based on an adventure where I actually got up off my butt last week, and because I just finished rewatching it, here's my old review of Avatar - The Last Airbender for you. Really, get over the fact that this aired on Nick. Watch this goddamn thing. It's one of the greatest TV shows ever. Yes I'm still drunk, but that don' make it not true! Puppies!@

03/15/2010
Got this one done early, and figured I'd share with you all. Here's my Summer WARS Anime Review and Rating. And remember, just because you think something will be good (sight unseen) doesn't necessarily mean it will be. I've said my peace.

03/11/2010
Ever have one of those days that just winds up and KICKS you in the nuts as hard as anything possibly can?... I'm talking like a donkey from Krypton kicking with all its goddamn might... That was yesterday. My frickin great grandkids will be born cross-eyed thanks to yesterday.... I am so going to miss Corey Haim.

Whatever, here's your new Everything You Wanted to Know About Everything, Courtesy of Dave Examiner Article for you. Now to stuff an ice pack into my boxers.

03/04/2010
Just take it and go. The Secret of Kells Movie Review and Rating awaits. So fookin' tired now. I'm just gonna rest for a bit. Right here....

02/25/2010
I have a new goal in life, and an old '80s hottie is helping me out. A Blue Whale-sized Daily follows.

02/18/2010
Here's my first of many Thursday updates... Well, first in a long time at least. Anyway, I present to you a 20th Century Boys Manga Review and Rating, and an Olympic Daily. I'm spent.

02/17/2010
Ugh... I thought I could do this, but alas, I cannot. As anyone who knows me knows, new Lost episode nights are Lost Party Nights for me — usually at somebody else's house — and now that ABC has fucked with their schedule one more time and put Lost back on Tuesdays I no longer have my Tuesday nights free to finish up my weekly crap. So, for the next three or so months, my updates will be on Thursdays. Hey, it's not so bad. That one extra day of anticipation will just make the new stuff that much more awesomer! That's a goddamn promise.

Anyway, this past snowed-in weekend allowed me plenty of time to revisit and re-fall in love with Gurren Lagann; and I have to say, it's about 5Xs better the second time around. If I got to review it again I'd probably give it an "A" or an "A+". But whatever. Just read my Gurren Lagann Anime Review and Rating and then give Gainax's ultimate universe-rending mecha show a go. See the invisible, break the unbreakable. Row, row, fight the powah!

02/10/2010
Oh boy! The Winter Olympics start this Friday, and you know what that means, don't you? It means that even though I didn't have any goddamn free time to get anything new done this week, I can still post something in the form of my Examiner Article The Olympic Spirit of Winter (the lesser, faggier games). And if you're lucky, maybe I'll tell you all about my barium enema and my MRI next week! If you send me enough requests I might even post pictures!!!11!!

02/03/2010
Once again, another shittily busy week, but I still managed to get something done for you. Please! Acknowledge me! Plee-hee-heeeeeze! Tell me I'm good! Tell me I'm a good boy!

Anyway, it's my Black Butler Anime Review and Rating. I had a joke here about the butler not really being black, and Japan being filled with xenophobic racists, but I thought that might be too much for some people, so I'll just let it go.

01/27/2010
It's been a helluva week, but I did at least get one thing done for you babies: Park Chan-Wook's Vampire opus... Here's my Thirst Movie Review and Rating. For those of you looking for a REAL vampire movie.

01/20/2010
Oh my God... It's been a horrible week for natural disasters. So much death and carnage and absolute boredom — but you can read all about it here in this Tokyo Magnitude 8.0 Anime Review and Rating. Don't see it, read it. Unless you like crap like that.

01/13/2010
Hate Mail is Fun Mail! And because, here's an old Meet the Feebles Review and Rating because everybody should meet them at least once in their life.

01/07/2010
It was announced today that a writer was hired to create a script for a sequel to GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. This is an Open Letter to that Writer. Please read, and please heed.

01/06/2010
Holy goddamn fuck... We're in the year 2010... The year we make contact. I don't think you've pondered that thought enough or you'd be absolutely shitting yourself with amazement right now. It's the year twenty-ten! There's a half-black man in the White House! There's civilian space travel going on (well, soon enough)!! And we're in the middle of the COLDEST GODDAMN WINTER IN MODERN HISTORY all thanks to Global Warming! Wrap your tiny heads around the wonders of the future..... TODAY!

Oh, and here's a new Darker Than BLACK 2: Gemini of the Meteor Anime Review and Rating for you too. That do anything for you?

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