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If I miss one, just wait till the next. It's really that simple.
Books are good. Reading is good. People who read are smart. Smart people are not dumb. Smart people make a lot of money. Guillermo del Toro has a lot of money, therefore he likes to read and he is smart.... But he also wrote The Strain Trilogy, and it was a pile of diseased cow shit. So apparently smart people can read, but they can't write... But he also wrote Pan's Labyrinth... I... I.... I just don't understand anymore. Find out what confuses me in my Strain Trilogy book review and rating. It's there for the taking.
Marnie? Really? That's the name of the sophisticated gaijin girl in your newest movie, Studio Ghibli? Marnie? Elmer or Blecch not unattractive enough? Anyway, When Marnie Was There is my newest anime review and rating. Find out if the whole is better than Marnie's name inside!
It is time. First, brace yourself for some more JAPAN TRIP! I'll finish it, eventually... I swear. This time we finally make it to Kyoto!
Then, read all my thoughts bout Avengers: Age of Ultron in my movie review and rating! It's got Hulks, witches, evil robots, Nick Fury, Iron America and Captain Man.... But what did I think about it? Find out now, before your neighbors the Dinklebergs do it before you!
I've got shit to do, you've got shit to do. Let's make this quick. Firstly, a new NESticision about the perils of living in the Middle East as our gang discusses ISIS and the Taliban Jihading each other.
Then we can jump right into an It Follows Daily about making stalking fun! Read this, then feel free to go back to your..... other nightly duties.
It's April, so I figured it was the perfect time to cover Your Lie in April anime with a review and rating. Makes sense, no? I also figured I'd hit a traveling carnival and hang out with carnies this week just because. So here's my Carny Daily about that.
Pirates. South Korean pirates. South Korean pirates thinking they're Johnny Depp. See how funny The Pirates is in my review and rating of this pile of yak shit South Korea calls a movie!
So... I went on an interview this past week. I met a douchebag during said interview. Read all about it in my Interviewy Daily.
Then... Read about my Blast of Tempest anime review and rating. It's a slightly older show, but it's got lots of tree shit going on... If... If that's a bonus for you. I don't know, you know... It might be. You might get off on trees and wood and shit. Oh, and there's really stupid time travel involved! That got your attention?
So now it has come to this... Japan is just not even trying anymore; they're just shitting out shitty remakes of classic shows.
Oh, who am I kidding! They've been doing that for years! Here's the latest shit-out cash-grab from the Land of the Rising Sun: read my Engaged to the Unidentified anime review and rating.
And did you know that around 20 kittens were killed for the filming of The Adventures of Milo and Otis? That's fucked up.
First, time travel! Witness the Predestination movie review and rating! Featuring Ethan Hawke acting all badass as a time traveling super agent! Then, come back for a Daily featuring a Bulldog playing in the snow, and a life-sized snow Dalek. Do we know how to party or WHAT?!
Time keeps on slippin' (slippin') into the future... It's annoying. But I found time to watch a series, then write about said series for you. If you don't care, then whatever. I don't care. I'll just leave it right here though... Feel free to check it out.... You know, if you want. Sword Art Online II anime review and rating!
I wouldn't say that I was super excited about Jupiter Ascending, and in fact I was a little worried when it got pushed back from last summer to February, but I was hopeful. What is my final analysis? Find out in my Jupiter Ascending review and rating.
And lo, it happened. TheRossman.com T-shirt came to pass... and it was good. Buy it in the next two days and it's a shit-ton cheaper than it'll be after that. Don't quote me on it, but I think you save something like a million bucks. Buy 10 of them. Why not? You're not doing it for me (I only make like $.25 per shirt sold), you're doing it to show off your awesome fashion sense!
Oh, and there's a Rage of Bahamut - Genesis anime review and rating here waiting for you once you're done purchasing clothing.
Birdman. What does it mean? Well, according to my father it means "really terrible, shitty movie." Find out what I thought about Birdman in my review and rating now! Oh, and check out a Jack Daniel's special Daily too. It's boozy!
Guess what, bitches! This is the Year of the Rossman! So far it's an okay year for me personally, but 2015 marks the 20th anniversary of me posting bullshit online and calling it the Rossman Chronicle (or similar retarded names)!
20 fucking years! Jesus! Yeah, I haven't had the domain name "therossman.com" that whole time, but that's only because until 1998 I was poor and could only afford the free college page that came with my email account, or a Simplenet page that was listed at something like "simplenet.net/~rossman7342/". Originally I tried for "rossman.com," but that was taken at the time, so I settled for therossman.com... Which has a better ring to it anyway. I'll talk more about that shit at a later time though, and about a cut-ass rugged T-shirt I'm working on to celebrate, along with possible contests where I'll give away tons of crap I've accumulated over the years to readers just because I haven't had a contest on this site since 2000.
Anyway, here's this week's update: the anime review and rating of Golden Time. What a way to start things off — with a show that's sooooo Japanesey it sometimes hurts.