Balls, steel vice. Steel vice, balls. Oh, have you two met before? Yeah, that's right, you have. I remember the intense pain life can give through your crushing grip, steel vice, just like it was yesterday. Because it was. And the day before. And the day before that before. Anyway, in order to slip into a world of semi-escapism, I decided to get two more pages done of my most insanely excellent trip to DC over a month ago. Fuck. I just might get drunk tonight and try and reenact those times. Or maybe I'll just buy a gun — no headache the next morning. Here's Parts 3 and 4 of my Things To Do In DC When You're DEAD (tired) Examiner Article.

Guess what?! Yup, it's crunch time at work again. Meh, no biggie, but it just means only one real update this week again. But it's a doozy I've been working on for a while now. Here is my Movie/Comic Review and Rating of Scott Pilgrim Versus the World! Oh, and a new look for the Daily that isn't all pink and purpley and gay like it had been for the past 2 years. Yeah, sorry about that.

It's been a hella week. Work, life, car repair shit... Very tough. Very rough. Very expensive. Read all about it in my Serene Daily here. Then join me for a half dozen shots of Vodka. Then some Tequila. Then I plan to drink till I puke. It'll be fun.

First, a warning in the form of my Casshern Sins Anime Review and Rating. Then, a warning of wicked sweetness in the form of Parts 1 and 2 of my Things To Do In DC When You're DEAD (tired) Examiner Article. You are so welcome.

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.