TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.

TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

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05/11/2015

Has the curse been lifted? Is this actually the third movie in a row where all three were GOOD? Some would argue that the Iron Man series had three solid showings, but others would not. So, what'd I think of Captain America - Civil War? Read my review and rating. Find out, man!

04/27/2016

I like anime. I like carnivals too. Today's update contains one Myriad Colors Phantom World anime review, and one Fortune Teller Carny Daily.  Read them both. You have time. And they're both pretty short. And they have pictures. You like pictures.

04/13/2016

I'll give any piece of media a try, even if I think it looks like a boring piece of shit upon first glance. Sometimes it pays off and I expand my horizons a bit, and sometimes it enrages me so much that I just want to HULK SMASH shit for wasting several hours of my precious little life on it. Find out which way Orange (the manga) got me going! Check out my Orangy review and rating here!

04/06/2016

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Japanese manga artist Satoru Fujinuma led an elite group of teenage pizza delivery drivers to develop a top secret project, known as REVIVAL. Pressured to prove his theories or lose apartment funding from his working mother, Satoru prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own time was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al, the Project Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Satoru could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Satoru finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home.

Now read my Erased review and rating.

03/30/2016

Na na na na na na na na, Na na na na na na na na, BATMAN! And Superman!... And Wonder Woman... And a cameo by the Flash... And Alfred! And lots of explosions!... Find out what else is in Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice in my movie review and rating! OMG somuchfun!!!!

03/16/2016

I finally get around to checking out the final Psycho Pass tale that we're likely to get. My thoughts on it are inside my Psycho Pass: the Movie anime review and rating. My thoughts on Donald Trump are that I'm moving to Uganda if he wins. It'll be much safer there.

Archive

For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.

Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak:"So my mom doesn't want me going to Brussels or France for my European trip this summer, because of the bombings and shootings and all the death. So I'm going to Germany. Nothing bad ever happened there."
— A coworker with no knowledge of history explaining her change in vacation plans
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