TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.

TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

Updates

11/26/2014

New action-packed anime for you, duuuuuuuuuuude! It is called Black Bullet, and my review and rating of it is.... well, brutally honest because nobody ever tries to buy me off. Fuck you, anime companies! If something sucks I'll say it sucks. Suck it! Oh, and a Cat-tastic Daily too, because cats.

11/19/2014

We're going to do this fast, and we're going to do this right. First, Barakamon anime review and rating. That's right, you heard me. Next, Aldnoah.Zero anime review and rating. That's TWO mothafucking anime reviews this week, ya pukes! That's how much I love you. Now PUT OUT! Seriously, second base isn't cutting it anymore. It's been almost 20 years... Just put out or piss off, people. Don't leave me with internet fanbase blueballs...

11/12/2014

FINALLY! The next day in Mehve and my Japan Trip is up! I hope your weren't holding your breath. Anyway, here are three new Operation Downfall pages (with tons of pictures on them) for your enjoyment.

Also, here's my new Snowpiercer Movie review and rating. Did you ever hear of the internationally produced post-apocalyptic movie Snowpiercer? Well read this first to see if it's worth 2 hours of your precious time... Psssssssst! It's not.

10/29/2014

I ain't got time to bleed, chew bubble gum and kick ass, or write anything really witty. So here's my review and rating of the TV show FRINGE for you, and then there's a Dalai Lama/Keanu Reeves Daily that should make your life complete. Good night, sweet prince.

10/22/2014

Harry Potter?! Do you want another Harry Potter review? Is that what you want? Something magical taking place in a school with impish little wizards and witches running around causing oh so much fun mischief?... TOO BAD. Instead I give you The Irregular at Magic High School anime review and rating. Careful what you wish for.

10/15/2014

Terror! Terror IN Tokyo! Terror in Tokyo the anime series! Is it TERRible? Is it TERRific? Find out in my Terror in Tokyo anime review and rating.

Or read my Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie review and rating. You know the Nerd. He's cool... But what about his movie that he spent 3 years of his life and $330K making?

Archive

For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.

Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

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— Me, after Siri let me know that the fun song I've had stuck in my head and had been humming all week was Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off." Ugh.
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