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It's April, so I figured it was the perfect time to cover Your Lie in April anime with a review and rating. Makes sense, no? I also figured I'd hit a traveling carnival and hang out with carnies this week just because. So here's my Carny Daily about that.


Pirates. South Korean pirates. South Korean pirates thinking they're Johnny Depp. See how funny The Pirates is in my review and rating of this pile of yak shit South Korea calls a movie!


So... I went on an interview this past week. I met a douchebag during said interview. Read all about it in my Interviewy Daily.

Then... Read about my Blast of Tempest anime review and rating. It's a slightly older show, but it's got lots of tree shit going on... If... If that's a bonus for you. I don't know, you know... It might be. You might get off on trees and wood and shit. Oh, and there's really stupid time travel involved! That got your attention?


So now it has come to this... Japan is just not even trying anymore; they're just shitting out shitty remakes of classic shows.

Oh, who am I kidding! They've been doing that for years! Here's the latest shit-out cash-grab from the Land of the Rising Sun: read my Engaged to the Unidentified anime review and rating.

And did you know that around 20 kittens were killed for the filming of The Adventures of Milo and Otis? That's fucked up.


First, time travel! Witness the Predestination movie review and rating! Featuring Ethan Hawke acting all badass as a time traveling super agent! Then, come back for a Daily featuring a Bulldog playing in the snow, and a life-sized snow Dalek. Do we know how to party or WHAT?!


Time keeps on slippin' (slippin') into the future... It's annoying. But I found time to watch a series, then write about said series for you. If you don't care, then whatever. I don't care. I'll just leave it right here though... Feel free to check it out.... You know, if you want. Sword Art Online II anime review and rating!


For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.

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I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak: "I saw a flurry... Quick! Get off the fucking road or we're all going to DIE!"
— Me, after seeing a single flurry and knowing that this would cause my fellow Southerners to drive like bats out of a frozen hell to the supermarkets to stock up on bread, milk, and eggs. I'm fucking serious. I guess Southerners like French Toast on snow days.
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