TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.

TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

Updates

12/10/2014

We're getting down to the end of it, people. 2014 is almost dead and buried. Before that though, here's a Witch Craft Works anime review and rating, and an older Examiner piece covering The Truth About Santa Claus. Ho ho hos!

12/03/2014

I didn't originally plan to even get anything up this week, but then I did. Here's my Interstellar movie review and rating. Oh, and it's December; dress accordingly.

11/26/2014

New action-packed anime for you, duuuuuuuuuuude! It is called Black Bullet, and my review and rating of it is.... well, brutally honest because nobody ever tries to buy me off. Fuck you, anime companies! If something sucks I'll say it sucks. Suck it! Oh, and a Cat-tastic Daily too, because cats.

11/19/2014

We're going to do this fast, and we're going to do this right. First, Barakamon anime review and rating. That's right, you heard me. Next, Aldnoah.Zero anime review and rating. That's TWO mothafucking anime reviews this week, ya pukes! That's how much I love you. Now PUT OUT! Seriously, second base isn't cutting it anymore. It's been almost 20 years... Just put out or piss off, people. Don't leave me with internet fanbase blueballs...

11/12/2014

FINALLY! The next day in Mehve and my Japan Trip is up! I hope your weren't holding your breath. Anyway, here are three new Operation Downfall pages (with tons of pictures on them) for your enjoyment.

Also, here's my new Snowpiercer Movie review and rating. Did you ever hear of the internationally produced post-apocalyptic movie Snowpiercer? Well read this first to see if it's worth 2 hours of your precious time... Psssssssst! It's not.

10/29/2014

I ain't got time to bleed, chew bubble gum and kick ass, or write anything really witty. So here's my review and rating of the TV show FRINGE for you, and then there's a Dalai Lama/Keanu Reeves Daily that should make your life complete. Good night, sweet prince.

Archive

For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.

Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

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— Cupcake, after finding the dog's barf in the cereal box.
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