TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.

TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

Updates

10/01/2014

Lawd Jeebus and the Messiahs! Fucking October?! Why, 2014?! WHYYYYYYY!? I wanted to do so much this year... Wanted to accomplish so very much... Like GETTING A FUCKING JOB. Damn you, 2014. You are moving way too fast. Anyway, let me smoothly segue into my anime review and rating for the series known as Noragami. You should read it. It's yummy.

9/17/2014

Knights of Sidonia is the name, and PAINFULLY BAD animation is the game. At least it has a space-cyborg-bear though. Who is making dinner? Space-cyborg-bear is making dinner?! How can this be!?!? Read my Knights of Sidonia anime review and rating just so you don't have to watch it.

9/10/2014

Good, good times, my friends. It's about fucking time, if I do say so myself! First, here's a review and rating of The Legend of Korra: Book 3 for you, and then there's a Dragon Con 2014 Daily that tackles today's important con social issues like "daily showering," and "how to make a line of people for an event that works." There's lots of cosplay pics inside too. Just click in.

8/27/2014

Ever wanted to learn how to play an MMORPG and be taught like you were a partially retarded child by a condescending uber-nerd? Yeah, me either. Guess what Log Horizon is all about. Check out my Log Horizon anime review and rating to see if this show is for you... The answer is it's probably not.

8/13/2014

First, something scary. A Haunted Daily filled with intrigue and apparently a bit of murder.

Next, something scarier. Ms Scarlett's kids. Read all about Ms Scarlett's journey into madness in a new Be a Dear....

8/6/2014

And now another Marvel movie has come and blessed us with its presence. Did I like it? Was it overrated? Would I see it again? Did they really make a movie featuring Vin Diesel as a tree? Find out by checking out my Guardians of the Galaxy review and rating inside!

Archive

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Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak: "How can it smell so badly of con-funk on just the first day?!"
— Me, at Dragon Con 2014.
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