Oh, and I'll be at Hama-con in Huntsville, Alabama (Rocket City, USA... AKA "Where we hid all the German scientists we won after WWII") to host a panel the likes of which you've never seen before! Nudity may in fact play a part in the shenanigans.
Finally! More Roberto Downey Iron Man! Thank Christ! I was missing my fix... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh........ Um, so anyway, here's my Iron Man 3 movie review and rating.
I waited years for this. Now I wish I hadn't. Why couldn't the world have ended before my life became disappoint. Here's my Evangelion Rebuild Movies 1, 2, & 3 anime review and rating. Anta baka?!?
So, it's another Wednesday. So be it. Here's a new The Thieves movie review and rating, and a North Korean NESticision. Get on with it. And be happy.
Well, I think I'm the only critic in America who will freely admit to liking this movie. So be it. Read my G.I. Joe: Retaliation movie review and rating if you care.
I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.
-- TheRossman.com -- © 2039 - Creating online stupidity (in one way, shape or form) since 1995. Think about that... That's longer than some of you hosers have been alive.
This page design is a copyrighted theRossman.com thingy. Honestly though, why the hell would you even want to copy it? You'd look like the world's biggest loser if you tried to make your page look like this, you unoriginal piece of slime. Anyway, all of the obvious artwork on this page belongs to ultra-huge Japanese corporations that could buy and sell my ass in a crack monkey's heartbeat. I claim no ownership of them or the characters represented therein. I've just altered them for nonprofit satire and because they are pretty damn awesome.