Rossman Chronicle is
the beginning of it all. What started out as a small one man
newspaper published bimonthly to the horror of those forced to
read it under penalty of angry weasel attacks has turned into
a one man on-line debacle of evil and more evil.
is the beginning... and the end. The Alpha and Omegatron. Yin
and Tang. Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Hershel and Walker. It
may be a bit frightening, but only if you're a big pussy. Do
it! Learn to live life right! Do it now!... Pansy.
the next level... into madness and hell. The EXAMINER takes another
view at the world around me and how I perceive certain phenomenon
and happenings that I usually just chalk up to witchcraft and/or
the Yeti. In taking a closer look I can afford to forget preconceived
notions about conspiracies concerning the Illuminati and the
earlier recognized fact that my acquaintance Kuni is a dickhead
(which he still is). Always a good read... whenever I feel like
Daily Rossman began
life as a pathetic waste of bandwidth. It has now grown into
a HUGE waste of bandwidth thanks to my unending adventures and
arrests. I take the time to jot down notes on this page to let
everybody see just what I'm really up to. It may disturb you,
but just remember that it probably disturbed me even more.
the Dailies are so unsettling that I had to buy new boxers. 10
everything one step farther than it should have gone. The entire
menagerie of screwed up individuals that the Rossman knows (and
some he only claims to know) and interacts with on an abnormal
schedule are listed here. Many are shady, many are scary, most
are not allowed to breed, and only a few are not fully retarded.
But with friends like these, the Rossman can park in any handicapped
space he wants to.
Reviews and Ratings is
the "entertainment center" of the whole site. I review
and rate just about anything that can be reviewed and rated.
Movies, CDs, TV shows, Video Games, Sexual Exploits, Food, People
and even Sons of Bitches. Nothing is unratable! My crew and I
take the scientific approach to our reviews and ratings too (thumbs
up or down), to make sure that our thoughts and ideas are the
only say in the matter that you'll ever require. You won't need
to read another review on anything that's covered in here...
EVER. If you do I will send a robot army after you to kill you.
that extra step and became mentally handicapped for your moronic
pleasure and enjoyment. Everything in this world that is too
stupid to even talk about is pondered and dissected here. But
each poke and prod by my anti-stupid stick just makes things
worse. Well, "worse" as in "more retarded".
I suppose that can be "better" if you appreciate that
kind of thing.
of the world unite! You now have a destination worthy of your
slow-witted grey-matter. But I have to warn you, if you stay
too long you might turn out mentally worse than Jerry Lewis if
he ate the retarded brains of Steve Urkel while shoving a knife
in the toaster while taking a bubble bath.
NESticision resumes the work started
by the now infamous NESticide, Bitch debate forum "In
the Nakey NES". A driving political and public round-table
that will chill you to the soul. The participants are from all
walks of life so that no matter who you are you can see a point
of view that reflects your own.
Y*A*M*A*C*S*I*C*O is the quintessential and
most rockinest animated show to ever be produced. It has it all:
'sploding robots, space battles, cool mecha designs, lots of
well drawn females, genetic manipulation of human beings, time
travel, incest, tentacle lovin', a race of crazy mutants and
rocky road. There's even plenty of nudity.
you want to get in touch with me you can click on that e-mail
button on the right. But I must ask that if you do so, please
make sure that your message is somewhat meaningful. Questions
about the site are good. Questions about where my family lives
are bad. If you want to send me lesbian pornography, that is
good. If you want to send me pictures of your mother, that is
bad (unless she's like 30 or younger and has a nice rack). You
get the idea.