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last update until around January 16th (due to some hot dates,
the swinging holidays and a sure to be fantabulous time in Vegas
for the CES Show). So until then, enjoy a new Daily
and the final Ring-rific Review
of 2001. And if you have time you can help me figure out the
best way to get my hands on an elf or Mrs. Claus in order to
have some good hostages this year for the big, bloated bearded
one to make sure I finally get some nice presents.
Christmas, ya filthy animal...
and a Happy New Year too!
timely Rorikon Japanese Schoolgirl Examiner piece
on the ethics of pornography. I put a lot of research into this,
and I'd do it all over again if I had to!!
is the future of abortion in the United States? Has the stopping
of Stem Cell Research been a precursor to the end of uterus scraping?
Will insane fuckers continue to perform abortions on abortion
doctors in their 142nd-mesters of life? Find out in a new ATARItor.
Your Head At
is now officially the coolest music video ever made. It's better
than Sabotage! It's even better than Monkey Vs. Robot!!
A new Daily about
I never have, I've known a few people who've tried dabbling in
the black arts in order to pass some spare time. Harry is their
god!! A new Harry Potter Book Review is
still trying to drill another hole in my belt after my turkey
day feast of flab. Holy shit I ate a lot. A new Daily.
updates until the 28th.
But today you get one new Buffy the Musical
Vampire Slayer Review
on a singing slayer, and an extra fluffy and frantastic Daily
on the wackiness of time travel.
new Examiner article is
up. Can't figure out what you're thankful for this year for Turkey
Day? Let the Rossman Peoples help you sort it all out.
more Fooly Cooly (FLCL) Anime Review on
a kooky anime OAV. And a new Daily
on the terrors of Italian eateries.
have seen how cool a martial arts movie can be. And it was good.
Check out the newest rating on The
mail!! Ya-hoo!!! That's right, two more people have acknowledged
my existence. Read their sad, sad little letters in the Mail
new Daily is waiting
for you today. Though I didn't plan on doing a Halloween-themed
passage this week, somehow zombies popped up. Life's crazy that
coup has occurred in the hallowed pages of NESticision! A new
band of bad asses has taken over. Witness the re-launch of ATARItor!... In color!
may be in demand and busier than Jen's beaver, but I don't forget
my psychotic but loving fans. Here's a new Hawai'i
article for you about the hazards of island fever.
this month is pretty damn busy so there won't be more than one
update a week. Lick my nutz.
Anyway, today's update is a new Daily....
you beastiality provocator.
The Wolfman's Peoples Section
is complete. There is also a new Daily
about the hazards of indoor air conditioning.
month long "Crazy-Fun
Sexy Contest" is now up. You can win CRAP for writing
a hate letter! Also a new Jin-Roh
Anime Review along with the Wolfman's reviewing debut.
new The Others Movie Review is
up and I finally got Chi-Chi's
bio finished on the Rossman Peoples page. Soon to follow
will be The Skipper and the Wolfman. Probably in 2003. 2002 if
fun day in the seedy underworld of Hotlanta thanks to Chi-Chi
and the Skipper. A new Daily.
even more patriotic today than I've been in a long time. Read
the newest EXAMINER to find
Also some more sad news that I just found out today. Hank, the
angry drunken dwarf, from Howard Stern's radio show died last
around 9AM EST, some unnamed terrorists declared WAR on the U.S.
Thousands of innocent American (and hundreds of foreign) civilians
died in the plane attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon
and the downed flight in Pennsylvania. I am still in shock, but
my patriotic side wants me to say "Those pigfuckers who
did this will all die painful and unimaginable deaths at the
hands of our SEALs, Rangers and Green Berets. Have faith, fellow
countrymen!" A Daily
new Daily about the
hazards of too much of a bad Saturday morning sitcom.
"Because I Got High" is a totally overplayed song that
Well, this past weekend everybody celebrated my birthday a bit
late, but I still got gifts so that was pretty cool. Read about
my day-long SMASHING present in the Daily
and one more NESticision
about the hazards of Death.
"Because I Got High" is a great song.
Today we rate and review the (*company's name deleted*)'s crappy
SUV, the (*name of automobile deleted*).
There's also some lovely hate mail.
quick. New Rating and Review. Gate
Keepers Anime Review. Do it.
the fuck was I thinking?! The final 3 California
Adventures pages are up. Don't vomit. Also, a new Daily
about another favorite red neck pasttime... the drag way!
A new contest might be coming soon (the first one in 3 years!!!).
I'm trying to see how many crappy DVDs I can scrape together
for a prize. Man is it gunna be a sweet anniversary competition!!
more Daily about
destroying the minds of today's youth before they can even eat
solid foods. And also, the NESticision
crew is back to talk about a hot topic: Embryonic Stem Cell Research.
I like a show that's got a cuteness factor of 200%+. I'm not
perfect. I never claimed I was. The Tenshi Ni Narumon (I'm Gonna Be An Angel)
Review and Rating is
bootlegs, bootlegs!!! God bless 'em! A new Daily
is up and waiting.
AKIRA AKIRA AKIRA AKIRA AKIRA AKIRA
AKIRA AKIRA AKIRA Review!!!!
police are evil minions of MTV's progamming department. They
are that evil. Find out why in the newest Daily.
Then read pages 7 and 8 of the ongoing E3
saga in the Examiner.
back from paradise and I'm a nice golden brown shade of manliness.
I'm working on a page about Hawai'i, but it'll have to wait until
after my article about E3. Until that time, here's another
I'm heading for Hawaii tomorrow to finally visit my friend Andy
who moved out there like a bitch last year. So no updates for
close to two weeks. But for now here's a new Daily
and parts 4-6 of the E3 Adventure.
4th was a BANG! I had a blast and we blew a lot of shit up. Read
about it in the Daily.
Also, a new Review and Rating
of the soon to be infamous Katie
did something brand new and incredibly fucking lazy today: I
merged Two Movie Reviews into
one. Don't worry, they're both still as unintelligible as all
finally began building my E3 page for the Examiner.
Only parts 1-3 are up yet though. It'll take a few years to get
the rest done, but it will be completed dammit! Also, a new Daily about softball
and the pain it brings to those who love it.
pancakes and hot anime chicks fill up today's portion of Rossman
goodness. That's a new Daily
and Vandread Anime Review and Rating for
had a great time at a wedding this weekend! It was perfect!!
Lots of explosions and even some minor flooding. Read about it
in the Daily. Then
hop on over to the Mail Bag
to see how the Rossman gets blamed by some people for everything
that goes wrong around him.
is pretty sweet. I've basically only played the two new Zelda
games on it, but I swear they play better on it than on my GB
Color. I thought about having a contest to give my old Gameboy
Color away to a lucky reader, but then I thought that you would
never understand the value of moneys if you just got something
like that for free. Plus, you've never given me jack shit.
A sparkly Daily focuses
on my addictive Zelda habit.
more Rating and Review done.
The ever impressive Nadia of
the Mysterious Studio Gainax.
got a new fan letter in today. It's "mail-a-rific"!
Also a new Daily
(Ironically enough sort of based on the letter... I'm kooky that
all about how Kuni blew up the Atlanta Lakewood Auditorium in
the newest Daily.
Also check out what my friends and I thought about The Animal
in a new Rating and Review.
I got all the pictures done for the E3 page... but the rest is
gunna take a while cause it was starting to get tedious. Fuck
off, it happens! But, I do have a new Daily
and one more Helloween Rating and Review
of one of the greatest loud bands of all time!
working on my E3 thing. It's taking a while, whore, so quit poking
me!! I do have a new Daily
new Review of the movie with
lots of green people, Shrek, is up. I also got another
e-mail that I want to share with the world on my Mail
from E3 and I have a story to tell and sordid pictures
to show!..... but you'll have to wait a bit. In the meantime
though, take a whiff of a new Daily
and then check out the new Top 40 Hair Bands
Rating and Review of VH1's rating of the Top 40 Hair Bands of
All Time. That's like Mad magazine making a satire of a Mel
updates for like a week and a half. I'll be going to E3 for the
4th year in a row (just bragging), so just sit tight but don't
wet yourself in anticipation.
Reviewin' and Ratin' page has
an update with two new reviews: The Mummy Returns and
The Legend of Black Heaven. One new Daily
new Daily that covers
the controvertial topic of aborting the kids that destroy the
world by travelling through time and killing their father before
they're conceived. Also a new NESticision
that talks about U.S. and Chinese Relations.
fuck! Who'd 'uv thought it would have happened so soon! After
only 5+ years of having my page up I got an e-mail fan letter!
Check it out at the Mail page.
Also the Megaplayboy finally has his page up in the Peoples
fun in downtown Athens in the Daily,
and two reviews (one old one new) finally posted in the RRR
Pedro finally has his site up at the Rossman Peoples
page. Now I've only got the Megaplayboy to go... Unless I actually
make some new friends sometime soon.... Riiiiiiiiiight.
suck ass. A new Daily.
the Direct Descendant's page is now up in the Peoples
Section. Also, there's a new Rossman
out there with his own site
that's worth a mention.
more person that I know has her own immortal webpage up at Peoples (hint, hint... it's
the Devil). Also a new Daily.
of the Peoples are up on
that new page. I also got a new Daily
running for your reading pleasure. Soon I'll have some Ratings
and Reviews. Just not now.
new member of the Rossman's family and one more Daily.
The Rossman Peoples will be updated shortly, so quit whackin'
off and get ready.
The Examiner Article on judgery
that I've been technically working on for over a month is done.
Unfortunately it doesn't live up to the hype, but nothing ever
does. There's also a new Daily
that covers an emotional topic close to my heart. Puerto Rican
gay April Fool's stuff here, thank you very much. I do have a
new Daily and a new
Oscar Edition of NESticision.
I'll soon have a brandy new Examiner and some Peoples pages up.
actually redid the whole thing! Despite Kuni's and Robot Danny-boy's
best efforts to keep me from doing so. They have already been
dealt with. Total site renewal. Feels damn good.
more testimony about how I saved mankind a lot of crotch problems
in the Daily. Also,
Mother Brain has something important to say in a spankingly new
NESticision. Yes it's
extremely culturally late, but as my ex-girlfriend used to say,
"Better late than never". That or "Why the hell
do you get to wear the leather mask again?! I bought it!"
got a Daily for ya.
How 'bout a new NESticision
too? Would ya like that?! Would that satisfy you? Would that
pass on by you? Would you think that Rossman is strange?... pigfucker.
more new Daily and
a few more NESticisions.
Work is also underway to resculpt the main Chronicle Page. Looking
back at the past 5 years of this website I began to wonder...
was I always this lazy? If only "Bob From the Future"
could take me back a few years to see, then maybe I could get
myself to try a bit harder and maybe-.... Ah screw it. Sleep
Daily is up and I
finally began on the resussitation project of bringing back a
form of In the Nakey NES. NESticision
is definitely my most unoriginal page (hell, I took the whole
idea from somebody else, I admit it, so fuck off) to date. It's
all done to save its memory from the unforgiving hands of time
and the feeble minds of a Nintendo-aged generation of slackers
who probably already forgot that such a page once existed and
had already died a horrible, horrible death... Bastards.
redid the Daily Page
and added the first new installment. I thought I was on a roll
and was about to re-edit and re-graphic a bunch more pages when
the pizza arrived and I remembered that the rerun of the Man
Show where they make fun of midgets and make girls jump on trampolines
was about to start.
thought about redoing the site, but then I thought against it.
So I just sat around and beat up my friend's dog when he was
out of the room.
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