Continue on with the debacle
(Continue With the Experiment)
Kuni had to stay on the floor but the little perv kept trying
to climb into the bed with me claiming that his back was screwed
up from when I crowbarred him on his vertebrae just minutes before.
After hitting him in the face with an iron a few times he finally
conceded and collapsed on the ground. But then he wouldn't shut
up about his "hard as fuck up trip" and how many "man
parts" he had to get familiar with in order to hitch hike
all the way over from Georgia. I'm surprised that the bear didn't
kill him back in Colorado when he tried to eat its baby for protein.
And I'm really surprised that nobody in Texas tried to ass rape
him and then barbecue his nuts, cause I heard they do that all
I finally got Kuni to fall asleep after promising him that
I'd take him to Six Flags at Magic Mountain the next day.
I told him that it had tons of great porno exhibitions and spank
rooms for him to flog his carrot and polish his cue stick in
all day long. Hell, as long as it got him off my back and out
of my way I would have told him that Martha Stewart was giving
a demonstration on the proper and dainty way to give fellatio.
Mmmmmmmm, Martha Stewart....
I woke up early the next morning and went to a couple of boring
meeting and stuff and then Kuni and I headed over to Magic Mountain
to do some damage.
you look carefully enough in L.A. you can also find every kind
of automobile ever made. And they're all for sale (everything
is for sale). When I saw the Doc Brown special (right) I just
had to make it mine. Just imagine! I could go to the future,
grab my future wife, drag her to the past when I first started
to notice girls and get myself laid! I could then go through
life with a helluva lot more self confidence and know that deep
inside I truly was a PLAYER!... On second thought, I might want
to get my past-self's virginity plucked earlier than 7. I might
make it a 5th birthday present or something. I'll have to think
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