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*Warning*: Some of these pages
on the Rossman Chronicle: Special Edition have naughty language
in them. That means if you're not old
enough to vote, you will
turn evil. I don't want more evil kids running around voting
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The
Rossman Chronicle is
the beginning of it all. What started out as a small one man
newspaper published bimonthly to the horror of those forced to
read it under penalty of angry weasel attacks has turned into
a one man on-line debacle of evil and more evil.
Yes, this
is the beginning... and the end. The Alpha and Omegatron. Yin
and Tang. Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Hershel and Walker. It
may be a bit frightening, but only if you're a big pussy. Do
it! Learn to live life right! Do it now!... Pansy. |
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The
EXAMINER was
the next level... into madness and hell. The EXAMINER takes another
view at the world around me and how I perceive certain phenomenon
and happenings that I usually just chalk up to witchcraft and/or
the Yeti. In taking a closer look I can afford to forget preconceived
notions about conspiracies concerning the Illuminati and the
earlier recognized fact that my acquaintance Kuni is a dickhead
(which he still is). Always a good read... whenever I feel like
updating. |
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The
Daily Rossman began
life as a pathetic waste of bandwidth. It has now grown into
a HUGE waste of bandwidth thanks to my unending adventures and
arrests. I take the time to jot down notes on this page to let
everybody see just what I'm really up to. It may disturb you,
but just remember that it probably disturbed me even more.
Most of
the Dailies are so unsettling that I had to buy new boxers. 10
packs already!!! |
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Rossman
Peoples took
everything one step farther than it should have gone. The entire
menagerie of screwed up individuals that the Rossman knows (and
some he only claim to know) and interacts with on an abnormal
schedule are listed here. Many are shady, many are scary, most
are not allowed to breed, and only a few are not fully retarded.
But with friends like these, the Rossman can park in any handicapped
space he wants to. |
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NESticision resumes the work started
by the now infamous NESticide, Bitch debate forum "In
the Nakey NES". A driving political and public round-table
that will chill you to the soul. The participants are from all
walks of life so that no matter who you are you can see a point
of view that reflects your own. |
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Y*A*M*A*C*S*I*C*O is the quintessential and
most rockinest animated show to ever be produced. It has it all:
'sploding robots, space battles, cool mecha designs, lots of
well drawn females, genetic manipulation of human beings, time
travel, incest, tentacle lovin', a race of crazy mutants and
rocky road. There's even plenty of nudity. |
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You can send donations
to help the cause if you so choose, but I'll just spend the money
on booze and cheap women. That's a promise.
The
Rossman's got a new look... although it's mainly just skin deep.
Just don't scratch too much or you might spread it. You can still
find all the same crappola that was here before, along with some
new stuff like the self- righteous Examiner and the Daily.
Take
your time traversing the horrors inside and don't forget your
penicillin to help keep the inflammation down. |
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If
you want to get in touch with me, do me a favor and have a robot
step on your head until the thought leaves it. I get pretty tired
of all the annoying "Please, Mr. Rossman, let me tell the
world that I am your e-mail friend" letters I get. Go back
to playing EnemaQuest, you wanker. |
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NESticision
debate #4 is the epitome of showing how strong the ethics of
each of the master debaters truly is. The topic is "Social
Reform"
My
love for one of whom I will never be worthy of is an eternal
pain in my manjombres. At least now the world will understand
my motives and restraining orders a bit more clearly.
