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Here’s some more crap you can check out: *YAMACSICO*, How To Do Shit, The Vocal Vomit, G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness and The Movie and Logic, Your Guide to Living Life Right, OniCon, Make Your Own Mongo Comics, Nuts To This! Online Comics, and the Links to the Universe. If you're nostolgic for crap, here's the old Zelda Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over fifty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Oh, and the designs of this page and site belong to me, but all these pictures and characters and crap belong to rich people and a certain mega-company (Try and guess which one [hint: it rhymes with "Blintendo"]), and they are solely being used in a fictitious and satire-riffic manner where I impersonate the people and characters using modern technology and the alignment of the stars. You would do well to remember that.
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