TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.
 
05/15/2013
Oh, and I'll be at Hama-con in Huntsville, Alabama (Rocket City, USA... AKA "Where we hid all the German scientists we won after WWII") to host a panel the likes of which you've never seen before! Nudity may in fact play a part in the shenanigans.
05/08/2013
Finally! More Roberto Downey Iron Man! Thank Christ! I was missing my fix... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh........ Um, so anyway, here's my Iron Man 3 movie review and rating.
05/01/2013
I waited years for this. Now I wish I hadn't. Why couldn't the world have ended before my life became disappoint. Here's my Evangelion Rebuild Movies 1, 2, & 3 anime review and rating. Anta baka?!?
04/24/2013
So, it's another Wednesday. So be it. Here's a new The Thieves movie review and rating, and a North Korean NESticision. Get on with it. And be happy.
04/10/2013
Well, I think I'm the only critic in America who will freely admit to liking this movie. So be it. Read my G.I. Joe: Retaliation movie review and rating if you care.
Archive
I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.
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