is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right. is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

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Six Flags, and Thanksgiving, and Giant Robo, and Gilmore Girls, and UGA football! Oh my! This has been a week for the ages. Find out what went into it, what came out of it, and just what the fuck that thing on my lawn is in my newest Thanksgiving Daily! I mean, seriously! Is it a dead bunny? A weird fungus? Mutant afterbirth?


Fuck it. I'm done. I'm through with 2016. This is bullshit, man. I just... I just... I'm not strong enough. I can't take any more of this. Too many good people died, too many health issues in the fam, a shitty Batman movie, lots of stress, and now this. I'm out. I'll be over there in the corner reading a book until 2017. No internets, no video games, just an old fashioned paperback book. Call me when this shit-circus is over. Oh, but read my 2016 Can Suck It article first.


Guess what. A new Marvel movie came out this past weekend. Guess what else. I saw it. Guess what again. I wrote about it. Guess why.... Because I have no life. But whatevs. Here's my Doctor Strangelove movie review and rating.


Good. Fucking. Christ... Why? How?... What in the?.... Ugh. So many questions. Luckily YOU don't have to waste 13 hours of your life watching this show to see what I saw. Instead, you just have to waste 5 minutes reading my Macross Delta anime review and rating. There's lots of pretty pictures inside too.


With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Oh no, they say he's got to go! Go, go, Godzilla! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go, Godzilla! Read my Godzilla Resurgence movie review and rating now. Go, go!


Yay! I read another book! That's TWO this year! I'm on a roll now! This one was about movies. Stanley Kubrick's movies. This one was fucking terrible too! Yay! Read my Kubrick's Game book review and rating to find out just HOW shitty it was!


For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.

Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak:"It doesn't matter if one political party puts an actual chimpanzee on the ticket, half the country will vote for it."
— My prophetic father, over 30 years ago
Druggle is the main man with the plan and the cigar to go all Monica whenever the need arises