is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right. is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

Updates Tee Public T-shirt. Buy one now! Or buy three. I'm for serious.


These pages take a fuck-ton out of me... But I'm determined to get all the days of my Japan trip with Mehve completed before I die. Here's pages 21, 22, and 23! We do Kyoto and Nara. We also get drunk JAPAN STYLE! YAY!


I remember when I first read Ernest Cline's Ready Player One. I had a blast throughout the whole thing, and found for the first time in a long time I couldn't wait to read the next chapter or two, to the point where I blew through the entire novel in record time. Then came Armada. Read my Armada book review and rating to see how much I loved Cline's second book!


If you like your anime to have a slice of boogie-woogie fever, along with a heaping helping of death and misery, then you need to read my Death Parade anime review and rating.

If you want to be disillusioned over your thoughts on what one of the greatest animators in Japan is like in real life, then read my Miyazaki Daily. Those are your two choices.


I may be a little behind with this review, but it's here now. I'm tired. Aren't you tired? If not, why not? It's tiring out there. Read this then take a nap. Here's my Paul Rudd Ant-Man movie review and rating. It'll put you right to sleep. No worries.


Are you ready?! Are you ready, children?! Are you ready to cock and load and rock and roll!?! Then let me tell you about Assassination Classroom in my newest anime review and rating, and how it's all about middle school kids trying to kill their sensei!

Then I'll tell you all about Terminator: Genisys and just how fucking retarded the whole thing is. Then I'll let you go about your lives.


Wha- wha- WHAT?! A show called Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? is a steaming pile of recycled shit!?! How can this BE?! This is unfathomable! Unbelieveable! Unpossible!

Check out my Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? anime review and rating and see why I find this kind of shat-out show to be simply unacceptable.


For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.

Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak: "I want to take those fucking Minions and stick them in a blender, then feed it to my dog, and then scoop up my dog's yellow poop, and then throw it into a volcano, and then nuke that volcano, and then drop an asteroid on the planet so that there will never be another movie with those little piss-turds ever again."
— Carl, when asked if he wanted to see the new Minions movie with his nephew
Druggle is the main man with the plan and the cigar to go all Monica whenever the need arises