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There. Done. Here's a detailed review of the anime Magical Girl Raising Project for you. My dinner's getting cold, and I don't have anything clever to say. So read it in good health, and sod off. Oh, and I did see La La Land this weekend. It was spectacular. That is all.


FINALLY! A new year. Thank the noodly appendage of our Lord and Savior! To celebrate, here is a new anime review and rating for Yuri on Ice! No, it's not about THAT kind of "yuri." Relax. Oh, and here's a Thank Christ That 2016 Is Dead Daily article. Party on, my friends!


So, it is upon us. What did I think of the world's first non-Skywalker, non-Jedi, non-Force-filled Star Wars movie? Well... mixed thoughts, really. But feel free to check out my Rogue One - A Star Wars Story movie review and rating now and see what I liked and didn't like. Now, back to watching anime magical girls murder each other.


The 2016 Holiday Season is ramping up fast! I blinked, and it's already December 14th! Time to celebrate with two modern Christmas classics! Here is my double-review and rating for the new perennial holiday favorites, Santa's Slay and A Christmas Horror Story! They're sacridelicious!


Another Stephen Chow movie?! Can we BE this lucky? And it features a cute girl as a mermaid?! This has to be the greatest Chinese movie ever made.... Said I, before actually watching it. Read my The Mermaid review and rating now to see my final thoughts on this aquatic monstrosity now!


Six Flags, and Thanksgiving, and Giant Robo, and Gilmore Girls, and UGA football! Oh my! This has been a week for the ages. Find out what went into it, what came out of it, and just what the fuck that thing on my lawn is in my newest Thanksgiving Daily! I mean, seriously! Is it a dead bunny? A weird fungus? Mutant afterbirth?


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Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak:"Why did 2016 hurt me so, Papa?"
— Me
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