TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.

TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

Updates

7/23/2014

I'm back! Though it was hard. Cupcake got me a 3DS for my birthday and I've been kicking ass in all the online tourneys in Mario Golf ever since (don't judge me!). I barely got around to writing this anime review and rating for the series known as No Game No Life, but I did, and so here you go.

7/16/2014

Busy as hell still trying to find a jeorb, very little time to spend actually watching and/or reviewing shit. But lo, Cupcake and I made time to fire up the old Netflix and what did I spy? The newest Stephen Chow movie, and it was staring right back into my soul. Come forth and see the review that you've waited for since the closing credits to Kung Fu Hustle, my movie review and rating for Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons! Oh, and I've updated my old "Weird Al" review and rating to cover his most recent three ALbums in honor of the release of Mandatory Fun. How awesome am I?

7/02/2014

It almost happened, people! Cupcake and I came SO CLOSE to bagging an actual Time Lord! It happened this past weekend at a Doctor Who convention in Alabama of all places. Oh, and I think I swallowed a bug on Sunday. That was kind of exciting too. But anyway, read all about our incredibly nerdy 7th Doctor Daily now! Then like chill out or something till next week when I bless you all with more stuff that I haven't even thought of writing about yet.

6/11/2014

First, I have a new Edge of Tomorrowy Daily. It's Groundhog-tastic! Next, I have an Accel World anime review and rating. It's shit-tacular!

6/04/2014

I have a new anime review done, but no time or energy to write anything witty here about it. So here's my Psycho-Pass anime review and rating. And scene...

5/21/2014

And so..... GODZILLA. Here is my movie review and rating of.... GODZILLA. It's pretty much what you think, but I also post an interview with the star in this review as well!

Archive

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Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak: "Did the dog eat its own shit? No?! I ask you then, how can it make a fart that absolutely perfectly shitty smelling, like it just took a wet, stinky, week old dump up my nostrils if it didn't? That was definitely a two-shit fart if I've ever smelled one!"
— Me after the dog let the worst odor ever created by a living creature rip from its anus
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