 
01/25/2011
Are you ready to rock?.......... I SAID, are you ready to ROOOOOOOOOOOOCK!?!?!?!?!? Well too bad, here's an Anime Review and Rating for The IDOLM@STER. I am so, so sorry.
01/18/2011
This article will never fucking end. Yeah, it's good for reliving memories, but holy goddamn shitballs! I'm only up to day 5! Here's three new Operation DOWNFALL - The Invasion of Japan for Otaku Purposes pages. Now, let me rest....
01/11/2011
And one more anime review for you already this year, because I have no life and life sucks, and you suck, and fuck the economy, and whatever. I'm outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. Blue Exorcist Anime Review and Rating first though.
01/04/2011
And Happy New Year, blah blah blah. Really? Why are we celebrating one more year closer to death?... One less year till the sun blows up and we all die? Whatever. Here's a look back on 2011 in my Daily thing, and an Un-Go Anime Review and Rating to keep you occupied long enough so that you forget that you planned to down a bottle of vodka with some sleeping pills while playing the choking game. Thank me later. Or don't. Piss off.
12/21/2011
MEEEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS, motherfuckers! Here's a Christmassy Be A Dear in which we find out that Ms. Scarlett will eventually be joining me in Hell, and a new Fuck Churches Daily, which should solidify MY standing in the afterlife.
I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.
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