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What is "stupid"? What is "intelligence"? What is "retardation"? Well, I think that my friends and I are intelligent (for the most part), but I believe that I came face to face with pure, unadulterated, and unsaturated retardation this weekend. Read all about it in my Retarded Daily. Then pity me.


WAR! WITCHES! Oh yeah! I mean, what more do you really need? Well, I suppose that maybe a good ending would help. Read my Izetta: The Last Witch anime review and rating to see if we get a good ending with this show, or to see just how far off the rails the writers took this thing in order to shit all over their viewing public.


So this is how it begins... Not with killer robots from the future, monkeys and apes rising up, nor with a meteor from the heavens. Nope, the End begins with a racist orangutan in the White House who can't handle that nobody likes him. I won't get political here though. Instead, I'll let the NESticision crew talk about President Trump: Satan or Lucifer?


My friends and I watched the anime sensation sweeping the Japanese nation this weekend: Your Name (aka Kimi no Na wa). It's breaking box office records left and right and upside down all over the world, and now I finally have a review of it for you. Is it worth the praise it's been getting? Is it another shitfest like Miyazaki's The Wind Rises? Find out in my Your Name review and rating for yourself. I don't have time to baby you...


There. Done. Here's a detailed review of the anime Magical Girl Raising Project for you. My dinner's getting cold, and I don't have anything clever to say. So read it in good health, and sod off. Oh, and I did see La La Land this weekend. It was spectacular. That is all.


FINALLY! A new year. Thank the noodly appendage of our Lord and Savior! To celebrate, here is a new anime review and rating for Yuri on Ice! No, it's not about THAT kind of "yuri." Relax. Oh, and here's a Thank Christ That 2016 Is Dead Daily article. Party on, my friends!


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Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak:"Why did 2016 hurt me so, Papa?"
— Me
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