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TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.
I may be a little behind with this review, but it's here now. I'm tired. Aren't you tired? If not, why not? It's tiring out there. Read this then take a nap. Here's my Paul Rudd Ant-Man movie review and rating. It'll put you right to sleep. No worries.
Are you ready?! Are you ready, children?! Are you ready to cock and load and rock and roll!?! Then let me tell you about Assassination Classroom in my newest anime review and rating, and how it's all about middle school kids trying to kill their sensei!
Then I'll tell you all about Terminator: Genisys and just how fucking retarded the whole thing is. Then I'll let you go about your lives.
Wha- wha- WHAT?! A show called Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? is a steaming pile of recycled shit!?! How can this BE?! This is unfathomable! Unbelieveable! Unpossible!
Check out my Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? anime review and rating and see why I find this kind of shat-out show to be simply unacceptable.
I've done stuff to my head in the past, but this time it's deliberate, and even when it goes wrong, it still goes right... Kind of, sort of...
Read my Inside Out Daily about freeing my inner emotions now! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
I wasn't planning to write anything about this movie before watching it, but after seeing how it's D.O.A. at the box office, and how I think that's a crime after witnessing it for myself this weekend, suffer through my review and rating of the Tomorrowland movie.
Oh, and here's a Gym-time Daily about knowing your clientele. Or, if you don't give a shit, go ahead and piss in their ears and tell them that they like it.
Psychooooooooo-Pass TWO. It's here, it's beer, it kills deer, it likes a good lady rear, it won't smear, don't sneer, it might adhere, it'll make you cry a tear, George Takei is queer (not that there's anything wrong with that), it might rob a cashier, I'm cheer....ful. Hear, hear! Nothin' more to say, really. Other than here's my Psycho-Pass 2 anime review and rating.
For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.
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I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.