Soooooo,
what will I give away?
The
ONE 1st Prize Winner will get:
DVDs:
- El
Hazard - The Magnificent World OAV 3 DVD Disc Set
- Irresponsible
Captain Tylor TV DVD volume 4 (with no missing footage)
VHS:
- Robot
Carnival
- Castle
of Cagliostro
- Orguss
Volume 1
- Akira
- Shin Kimagure
Orange Road
- Robotech
(Southern Cross Volumes 1 & 2)
- Dirty
Pair
(Affair on Nolandia and Flight 005 Conspiracy)
CD:
Killer Instinct Soundtrack
And
the one Second Prize Winner/loser will get:
VHS:
- Dog Soldier
- Robotech
II: The Sentinels
- Rupan
III: Babylon Gold
- Lensman
- Warriors
of the Wind
- Clash
of the Bionoids
- And
as a special bonus, the audio tape of the Ghostbusters II soundtrack.
Now, I know you're
saying "Whoa!!! Holy shit!!! Suck my stubby for a minute
to find out if I'm dreaming!!! That's over several hundred dollars
in free anime crap!!!.... What do I have to do to get
this stuff?!?! There's gotta be a catch."
And
I would say "Well, there are rules" And those rules
are:
Rule
#1-
First of all, you must submit an essay to me. You can write
about one out of two topics for this essay.
Topic number
one. "Why is the Rossman the coolest guy in the world?"
Topic number two. "Why is the Rossman the biggest loser
in the world?"
Your
entries should be creative but truthful as to what you actually
believe. You should know, I WILL NOT BE THE ONE JUDGING THESE
ESSAYS. Carl, Robot Pedro, the Wolfman, Jill, Dan, Chi-Chi, the
Skipper and the Megaplayboy will judge them. I must warn you,
every other week their allegiance to me switches. One day they
may worship me like one of those ancient Greek statues of the
gods with the tiny peckers, and the next day they want to cut
that pecker off with a hacksaw.
Rule
#2-
You must submit your essay to me in plain text in an e-mail (Send
it to: uber_rossman@yahoo.com
and
give it the subject of:
"Crazy
Fun Sexy Contest!!!").
Now, this does NOT mean adding
your entry as an attachment. If you send me an attachment
of any kind I will DELETE the message and the attachment without
even opening it. I'm a bastard like that.
Rule
#3-
You must also include your Name and the Address that you want
your prize mailed to with your essay. Even if your essay is good
and doesn't suck (like I'm sure most will), you will not win
if we don't know who to mail the anime to. We won't go e-mailing
you back to find out. We're also lazy sons of bitches.
Rule
#4-
You MUST get your entry in by October 31st, 2001, before 11:59PM
EST. If you don't, you suck anyway.
Also,
the JUDGES' DECISION IS FINAL. If you don't agree with their
choices, it doesn't really matter.
And just so you know, yeah, the prizes are used, but in good
working condition. They all play. If they're broken during shipping,
I apologize. But come on, it's free shit! You really can't complain.
Also
Also, the winners will be judged and the winningnest entries
will be posted by November 14th, 2001. And I hate to tell you
this, but the prizes might change before the end of the contest.
More might be added, but some might be taken off. It will be
out of my control if this happens, but that also means that you
can't bitch about it.
- Everybody
who enters this contest automatically agrees to not sue me for
anything ever. There is no limit to how many entries are allowed
from each contestant though, but just try to send them in multiple
e-mails if you send more than one.
- I
have the right to post excerpts or entire entries from the winning
essays on my site and to post the winners' names and what states
or provinces they are from (to prove that I did not make them
up or any shiznit like that).
- I
also have the right to change the rules whenever I want. I figure,
I'm giving garbage away... I can do with it as I please.
- The
contest is only open to residents of the United States and
Canada and all essays must be written in English. All others
will not even be attempted to be read. The judges are morons
too, so try to use small words.
- I
am not responsible for lost or damaged mail. I don't run the
post office and I never plan to. It's not my fault if they decide
to set any package on fire and then stomp it out with a fat woman's
obese ass.
- This
contest is not affiliated or sponsored by anybody or anything
other than me. If you have any questions you can contact me at:
uber_rossman@yahoo.com
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