Honestly... You're still using Explorer 6? You're fucking up HALF the shit on this page with that complete dinosaur turd of a browser, you know that right? Really, you should have upgraded to IE7, or Firefox a long fucking time ago. It's easy.

 

Click here to get IE7, or click here to get Firefox. Welcome to the 2000s...

 

Close [X]

The Daily Rossman (est. 1975) is the world's oldest web B.L.O.G.G. (Bitchin' Legendary Online Godcomplex Gazette). Not that I live an extraordinary life or anything (the government hit squads and the Ninja Assassins Guild have all cut back on their programs directed at ME lately, mostly thanks to a couple of well-placed letters in Jimmy Jammer's handwriting threatening all of their mothers), but sometimes I do accidentally maim a couple of dozen people, or unwittingly have my robot kill an assload of old folks; and I find that I want to share these happy stories with you, the general public.

And just in case you couldn't tell, this place is not meant for goddamn children. If your kids are reading this shit, it means that you failed as parents. Don't blame me.

Archive (on the right >>)

The Daily Archive, mo' fo'

More Dailies in the Archive,

or just go back to the Main Rossman Chronicle page.