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Software Wars: Episode V

After riding the bittorrent wave for a month, and due to popular demand (well, mainly monkey_d_goku@aol), I will now offer the Rossmanfilms and Anime Titties Production of Software Wars: Episode V to the masses on picture perfect DVD. The transfer is just as good as the original Tenchi Muyo DVD it was ripped from, and the sound is 5.1 surround, so shut up and let me continue.

For those or you out of the know or just stupid, Software Wars: Episode V is a digi-parody of Tenchi Muyo -- Ryo-ohki OVA episode 5, resubbed into a new story featuring Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and the Woz 2.0. It's all about Bill Gates trying to sabotage Jobs' newest OS and stuff.

Yes, it's really stupid. Yes, I reduce myself to dick and fart jokes quite a bit. But I will club a baby seal if you don't laugh at how stupid those dick and fart jokes are. I swear to God, I have a baby seal ready and waiting. I also have an aluminum baseball bat. I am ready for it.

Who will I give this DVD to? First of all, yes, I will not charge you for it... Mostly 'cause that would be illegal. The only cost is mainly for shipping and handling. But back to the "who." I will give this thing to any anime club or convention that wants it. No individual handouts. I know you're all greedy little fucks, but I got better things to do then spend my time shitting out copies of this thing to every fat fanboy who begs for one. Once a club or con has a copy, if they want to make copies, more power to them.

Exceptions to the anime clubs and cons rule. I will not hand out any discs to anyone involved in Anime Weekend Atlanta or Anime X. You guys suck the mung out of dead hookers' diseased twats. The videos and crap that you guys make are the stuff that children's nightmares are made of... That and you yanked Hard KOR from your line up because *gasp!* there's cursing in it! Boo hoo! Fuck you guys.

So, if you want it, beg for it. E-mail me here and tell me how great I am, or how you hate my guts but still thought the movie was funny and want to show it to your club. Whatever.

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