One of the most recent drawing/Photoshop image
I've done... and that was back in late '99. I've been slacking
off, I admit. I just needed a new "Rossman Friends"
image with a buncha cute chickies in it. So I just made my imaginary
cartoon friends pose with me. We have Catsy the generic
animated catgirl, Batina the super scientific succubus,
and Celeste the specter who thinks that her bathrobe is
really a kimono. I'm the one being crushed underneath the bat.
Here's the Wolfman, me and Just Kidding in our
classic Charlie's Angels pose. This was drawn back in
mid '97 back when I was first massively redesigning the Chronicle.
I was friends with the Wolfman and Kidding since high school.
Still am friends with Wolfy, but Kidding decided that everybody
was too "immature" for her tastes and went splitsville.
We still make fun of her every Friday night when a bunch of us
guys get together and get drunk while playing "No Holds
Barred Foosball" until one of us vomits and passes out (usually
David)... I still don't know what the hell she was talking about.
Ah! A Rossman masterpiece! Here's Chi-Chi in
all his glory. This is how I usually knew him his first few years
in college. In fact little has changed really. This one was made
along side the "Angels" pose above. Couldn't exclude
Chi-Chi now could I? He's been with the Rossman since high school
And now for the "Alias" pics. I can't
remember why I thought I had to draw myself dressed as Spawn,
Batman and Wolverine. Well above I appear as my real life alias
of "Raul, the Blockbuster Service Rep". Worked Ball
Buster for five years through high school and college. I then
appear as Hell Spawney Rossman. I would use this disguise to
suck the souls out of the total idiots that tried to rent movies
Here I am as Battyman and the Immortal Rossi.
Rossi was another nickname I had in high school in St. Louis.
I went to a hell hole known as DeSmet. It was a Jesuit all boys
school. It sucked big time. The only thing cool about it was
that everybody got at least two nicknames. Yeah, mine weren't
too creative, but you have to admit that "Rossi" and
"Rossman" are ten times better than "Shit for
Brains Cody" and "Pussy Sniderboy".
I don't know about you, but I loved Gargoyles.
That was a great cartoon. Lots of cool flashbacks to a time when
superstition and the sword ruled and of course they were all
Scottish gargoyles! Demona was a hotty too. She's Batina's
idol. Anyway, I'm dressed as Goliath and Wolverine here. Riiiight.
And now for the grand-daddy of them all. One of
the oldest computerized and the crappiest Rossman original you'll
ever see... I actually totally forgot about this one for a few
Hey, at least I tried! I put this together back
in Feb. 1996. I drew each head separately and tried to merge
them all together in Photoshop 3. All things considered, I don't
think it's enough to make your eyes bleed. Although the Wolfman
and Just Kidding have seen better days. This (in all "gold"
line art) was actually the first background for both the Rossman
Chronicle and the original original UGAnime pages. I was young!
I needed the money!!
HERE to see pictures the Rossman drew for other webpages.
They're the CooLesT!!!... or not... I don't know...)
Yup, all these images are copyrights of the Rossman.com and
all that jazz.