A lot had happened over the course of the past few months. I've seen a lot of movies, watched a lot of anime, read a lot of books, and found out that we're going to have a baby. Yeah, I know... Apparently any ol' moron can have one, no parenting tests or anything required. But I'm back now, after the shock has worn off, and I'm here to review and rate the newest Star Wars movie: The Last Jedi. How big a pile of stinking bantha poodoo do I think it is? Just look at the review graphic for a hint.
Kids in mortal danger! Yay! Who doesn't love watching cute kids get butchered by insane animals and sicknesses? Join me as I dive into Made in Abyss, the anime series that proves that good entertainment can come from torturing tots!
I'm pretty sure that there are countless songs written about being able to "do it all over" again. I never liked those tunes. And I dislike shit like Little Witch Academia too. No, I do NOT want to do Harry Potter all over again... Especially with a shitty budget and dull plot. Find out what I REALLY think about the anime Little Witch Academia inside!
Did Marvel hit another grand slam with their newest superhero teamup work, The Defenders? Is this Netflix show as much fun as Avengers or Captain America: Civil War?... No. Not by a longshot. But you can read all about my review and rating for The Defenders here. Oh, and here's a Dragon*Conny Daily for you too. It's all good!
Two things this week! I KNOW! I must have gone mad! First up, an anime review and rating of Kuromukuro, a show about a time-trippin' samurai fool! Then, we have an Eclipsy Daily all about demons and hellspawn and Donald Trump looking right at the sun. I'm dead serious. All that shit happened.
Didn't Rick Moranis already do this show? Gravedale High? "Please take a seat, yeah. We're dyin' to meet ya!" I thought this premise sounded familiar. Weird. Japan may be decades ahead of us in regards to cyber-girlfriends and hentai, but they're 30 years behind us when it comes to shows about weird high school shit. Next they'll be remaking Galaxy High. Anyway, here's my Interviews with Monster Girls anime review and rating.
Yay... It's yet another Spider-Man movie... With yet another dude playing Spider-Man... I am so excited... This is probably the greatest thing since battery-operated dildos... I mean, so I've been told... Check out my Spider-Man: Homecoming movie review and rating to see just how spectacular, and amazing, and sensational this thing is. Huzzah...
Do you like Rick and Morty? Of course! We all do! Then give its sister-series a shot. But don't just take MY word for it. Read this amazing Gravity Falls TV review and rating and let it tell you to watch it!
I like history. I like war stories. I like anime. And I like watching little kids get shit on by life. So, you'd think that by combining ALL those things that I'd like Youjo Senki (aka Saga of Tanya the Evil)... And I did. Find out just how much life (and Being X) craps all over poor evil Tanya in my newest anime review and rating.
E3 2017 is upon us. And it is good. But beyond that, some shit happened this weekend. You can read about it in my Random Shit Daily here.
Yeah, I took a little break. Fuck me, right? 22 years crapping this garbage out and you're going to bust my ass for relaxing for 6 weeks.... Or if you DIDN'T notice that I was away from the web all this time, then suck my dick. Why doesn't your life revolve around my shitty reviews? Here's my Wonder Woman movie review. Do what you will with it. Preferably praise it and pass it around the web though.
I have said it in the past: revenge is one of the best basic plots that can be used in a narrative... Just not this time. Well, it COULD have been great here, but there actually is no real revenge going on in this show, despite the word "revenge" being in its actual title. Read my Masamune-kun's Revenge review and rating now to see just how awful writers can fuck up something as basic as a revenge tale.
Ghost in the Shell — the 2017 ScarJo remake — stinks... Are you really that shocked? I dropped my expectations so low before going into this thing, that I think if it came out as poorly as the Robocop remake a few years back I would have probably been okay with it. Alas, nope. Read just how fucking godawful this drivel really was in my Ghost in the Shell (2017) movie review and rating now!
You've probably heard about it by now, but now you get to hear the only opinion on the subject that should matter to you: MINE. So, what did I think of the anime KonoSuba, you ask? Well.... THANK GOD I wrote an entire review covering my thoughts so that you would know!
What's better than King Kong fighting Godzilla? Well, nothing really... But a second runner up to that is Kong fighting U.S. soldiers fresh out of Vietnam, led by Samual L. Jackson! Go on and read my KONG: Skull Island movie review and rating to find out just how King-Kong's-balls amazing this movie is!
This week has been hell with dentist visits, bad haircuts, and people punching me in the crotch. Like literally punching me in the crotch. All I did was trip that midget in the mud and laugh and point, I did NOT deserve that uppercut like that... Anyway, I have a new Sword Art Online - The Movie review and rating for you. Enjoy. I need to change my ice-pack for my junk.
HOLY SHEEEEEEET. This past week. So crammed. So packed. So crazy. So good. So very bad. So confusing. So.... everything. Check out my wintery, Logany, Zelda-y, foody, and skiing-y Daily now. It will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.
What is "stupid"? What is "intelligence"? What is "retardation"? Well, I think that my friends and I are intelligent (for the most part), but I believe that I came face to face with pure, unadulterated, and unsaturated retardation this weekend. Read all about it in my Retarded Daily. Then pity me.
WAR! WITCHES! Oh yeah! I mean, what more do you really need? Well, I suppose that maybe a good ending would help. Read my Izetta: The Last Witch anime review and rating to see if we get a good ending with this show, or to see just how far off the rails the writers took this thing in order to shit all over their viewing public.
So this is how it begins... Not with killer robots from the future, monkeys and apes rising up, nor with a meteor from the heavens. Nope, the End begins with a racist orangutan in the White House who can't handle that nobody likes him. I won't get political here though. Instead, I'll let the NESticision crew talk about President Trump: Satan or Lucifer?
My friends and I watched the anime sensation sweeping the Japanese nation this weekend: Your Name (aka Kimi no Na wa). It's breaking box office records left and right and upside down all over the world, and now I finally have a review of it for you. Is it worth the praise it's been getting? Is it another shitfest like Miyazaki's The Wind Rises? Find out in my Your Name review and rating for yourself. I don't have time to baby you...
There. Done. Here's a detailed review of the anime Magical Girl Raising Project for you. My dinner's getting cold, and I don't have anything clever to say. So read it in good health, and sod off. Oh, and I did see La La Land this weekend. It was spectacular. That is all.
FINALLY! A new year. Thank the noodly appendage of our Lord and Savior! To celebrate, here is a new anime review and rating for Yuri on Ice! No, it's not about THAT kind of "yuri." Relax. Oh, and here's a Thank Christ That 2016 Is Dead Daily article. Party on, my friends!