Welcome to the Online Edition of the ROSSMAN CHRONICLE!....part II  This page is rated 'PG', for most audiences, and for being "Pretty Groovy"!  PG (for some mild grooviness) If you do not have adult supervision, or you don't like funny things, click HERE.  *Whooooooooo-aaaaaaahhh-whoooooooooo!* "Excuse me, sir? I have had it on good authori-tai that you might have a problem with this here Rossman Chronicle. Can you please step out of your vehicle for a severe @$$ whooping..." *Bam! Crack! Smash!* Finish what you started. The rest of the Rossman FAQs are here! Down below is the end to the incredible Rossman FAQs, great and numerous Links to the Universe, and E-mail. Just a little further til the end. Good luck, men (and women). "Oh @#*%! What am I stepping in?!?!?!" Part II: Continued FAQs about the Rossman: 18) Q: What are your favorite Animes? A: Hmmmmmm. That's a toughie because there are a bunch that are really good, and a bunch of those are ties. First, my favorite anime movies: Macross: Love, Do You Remember? and Kiki's Delivery Service. The Macross film had unbelievable animation (especially for over ten years ago!), and it had Minmay at her best^_^ And Kiki, well Kiki's just Kiki. It's a work of art. Mikimoto is so money! Now if only he'd do some chara designs for stuff other than crap like Macross 7. Miyazaki, on the other hand just needs to keep away from retirement. Second, my favorite anime OAV series: Tenchi Muyo!, Giant Robo, and Gunbuster. Once again, great animation, and HUGE storylines make these classics! Each has a number of "unforgettable" scenes and characters that will always pop into the heads of any otaku when the subject of "greatest anime" comes up. And finally, favorite anime TV series: Neon Genesis EVANGELION, Fushigi no Umi no Nadia (Nadia of the Mysterious Seas), Kimagure Orange Road and the totally different Urusei Yatsura. Nothing more needs to be said here. I guess that I really like my MECHA. For the most part, though, I like anything with a good plot and great characters. 19) Q: Who are your favorite Anime Characters? A: That's easy. Lum (the Oni Princess) and Ryoko (the space pirate mistaken for an Oni)! They could easily be sisters with all of their powers, and ya know, they're both from space. My fellow Oni, Lum (with all of her admirers), and my lovely Ryoko. Sorry Ayeka, but you're too 'prissy' for my tastes. 20) Q: What are your favorite movies? You know, the American stuff. The live action stuff where people look like people. A: I know what you're talking about. I used to work in a Lackluster Video Store, remember. First, my favorite action movie(s): the Star Wars Trilogy (the originals, not the Special Editions) Next, my favorite comedy: Billy Madison is in a class by itself! My favorite drama: To Live (a Gong Li classic!) And finally, the greatest movie of all time is a seamless and totally perfect piece of celluloid art: The Transformers: The Movie George Lucas's Classic, the way it was really meant to be; The funniest 90 minutes of anybody's life; the best movie and actress that China has to offer; and Orsen Welles in his finest and last performance ("Destiny....You cannot destroy my destineeeeeee!"). What greater films are there? My point exactly. 21) Q: Which do you prefer: Samantha or Jeanie? A: Samantha. 22) Q: The Addams Family or the Munsters? A: Oh puh-leez! The Addams' of course! 23) Q: Geez! Sorry. How about Roscoe P. Coltrane or Lobo? A: Now that's a toughie. Hmmmmmmm. OK, Sheriff Lobo.  "NO!!! Stay the #$*! away from me!!! I totally and utterly refuse to be in a scene with that *&#$in' digital Jabba!" 24) Q: The old Bob Newhart Show, or Newhart? A: Enough with the toughies! Let me think about this one. Q: Time's up. A: C'mon! Alright. The Bob Newhart Show. 25) Q: Dianne or Rebecca? A: Dianne. 26) Q: Mayo or Miracle Whip? A: Whoa! What am I, a masochist? Mayo. I'd rather clog my arteries than taste that "tangy zip". 27) Q: Who's your favorite friend? A: Gawd! I can't stand that show anymore! The characters all suck now and the whole Ross and Rachel thing has just gotten way out of hand. Who cares anymore? He gives us Rosses a bad name! That's my job! 28) Q: Okay. Then who's your favorite Seinfeld character? A: Cosmo Kramer! He's kooky (Giddy up!). 29) Q: What do you like to do in your free time? A: Not much of it anymore, but I used to like to watch anime, catch a little bit of TV (mostly just Seinfeld and The Simpsons), and read Judge Dee and Dirk Pitt novels by Robert van Gulik and Clive Cussler respectively. They ROCK! (I also like Maurice LeBlanc's Arsene Lupin books [he's the grandfather of Lupin III, ya know]). 30) Q: I think I've seen you before, but under a different name. Do you have any aliases? A: Funny you should ask. Yes, as a matter of fact I do. Here's just a sample of my most famous ones:

31) Q: What should it be: Oni or Ogre? A: I think you know the answer to that one. Definitely "Oni". What the heck is an "Ogre"? 32) Q: What is your favorite video game? A: Another tie. The original Zelda and the original Metroid are worthy of the Rossman Seal of Approval. 33) Q: Who's your favorite artist of all time? A: Tie again. This time a three-way tie. Even though one is a great artist in everyone's eyes in the art community, one is a fantasy water-colorist and one is a rich manga artist in Japan, I believe that Rembrandt, Yoshitaka Amano and Takahashi Rumiko deserve high praise for their talent and abilities (Plus Rumiko-sensei created my love goddess "Lum"!). 34) Q: Simba or Kimba? A: Simba's a wimp, especially for a lion. Kimba RULES! Kimba could kick Simba'a butt. Heck, Kimba could kick Scar's butt! I think that Kimba was in The Ghost and the Darkness. 35) Q: Sub or Dub? A: SUB! SUB! SUB! SUB! SUB! SUB! SUB! 36) Q: Can I be your friend? A: After you just grilled me mercilessly over the past two pages?!?!?!?!! How much money do you have? The End (of the FAQs at least) If you still need more Rossman, check out any of the following Rossman blessed links below. They all kick royal booty and rock the casbah! Do it all again! Live the adventure all over! Be the first on your block to do the Rossman Chronicle TWICE in on sitting! Won't the neighbors be jealous! Or you could just relax and take a nice and quiet nap with your friends in the sun. "Oh my GOD! It's going to fall right on top of us!!!" If you choose not to continue on your journey through the Rossman Chronicle, perhaps I might help you to choose another destination. TheRossmanChronicle | Gendo'sEVAFAQsPage | YAMACSICO | TheTop10AnimeBabesOfAllTime | TheRossmanExaminer | RossmanCRossRoads | FushigiShinSeikiExpo98 | ONICon1998:TheConOfTheCentury! | Animazement98:TheIllusoryNights | and of course UGAnime'sUltimateHomepage and Oni-chanVisitsAnimeExpo1997 This Page is a Rossman Production. This many people have visited this site before you. Don't forget to bookmark this site and show it to all of your friends! Please! I need the attention! If you feel the overwhelming need to get in touch with me, or you just have an uncontrollable urge to prank E-Mail someone, just give the message to Ayeka and Ryoko, and as soon as/if I get it, you can bet your aunt Thelma's fanny I'll get right back to you!                   -"You can feel it, yes? The end of this evil page is soon? You must feel the Force telling you this." -"Well, I do feel something, but it sure as heck isn't the Force! Yoda! That's disgusting!"   And just to make a bunch of lawyer type people happy: All of the characters and names used in this and other web pages owned by me do not belong to me, anyone I know, or anyone I will ever know. Except for the Rossman Gang (i.e. Catsy, Batina and Celes ©®), and all of my aliases. So like, take off eh.       Boy, you just don't have anything better to do, do you? Why not go outside and exercise or something, huh? I'm sure that it's a nice day out. I bet that you don't even know what the weather is outside, do you? Do you know how long you've been on that computer? You people make me sick! You human excrement, you!!!!!!!! It's people like you who kill creativity in this country and let those Third World East Asian Countries take control! You sunuva........   Oh yeah! Try SPRUNT!