Japan is fucked. Really. Truly. Not that America and its people is any better, but it is and we are. True, we have some uber street violence and shit going on over here, but we're not even close to as fucked up as Japan is on a giant cultural-judging scale. That is one nationalistic group of people that has checked out of the love hotel and left a mural of their stay there on the wall, painted in blood, feces, and other bodily fluids and excretions, while the rest of the world acts like the maid and cleans it all up before it makes international news. Only lately, so much absolutely fucked up shit is happening in Nihon-Land that it has become impossible to Clorox the walls and sweep the bondage equipment under the rug before the press shows up. This is the REAL Japan. Accept it.

JAPAN IS FUBAR

I've been a bit of a Japanophile for years now. At first I would just read anything I could about the country and its people in order to understand its customs better, in order to understand all the anime and manga that I was watching and reading more clearly (I still don't get the idea of the "giant prat fall" over small misuderstandings, but that's neither here nor there. It's just retarded). But as time went on, I started noticing something... Yes, I first noticed the entire nation's unholy facination with underaged schoolgirls, but beyond even that I began to see the big picture; something that the Land of the Rising Sun had been trying to hide from gaijin eyes and ears for generations, but was now slowly starting to seep out in this age of immediate digital news: Japan is one fucked up country..

A few years back, girls started wearing Pooh Bear, Hamtaro, and Pikachu costumes in public. Called "Kigurumin" ("ethnic mascot" in Japanese)

Busybody neighbors can't keep their noses out of other people's business, or trash!

the idea of the maid cafe (look at cute and fully dressed girls, but no touch)

Japan no longer an economic threat (now China is)

Mainichi headlines: High-class hooker service goes down hard

I'm gumming! Hillbilly hookers redefine pillow talk

Geeks can't get enough of genitalia picture book for doctors