So, it is upon us. What did I think of the world's first non-Skywalker, non-Jedi, non-Force-filled Star Wars movie? Well... mixed thoughts, really. But feel free to check out my Rogue One - A Star Wars Story movie review and rating now and see what I liked and didn't like. Now, back to watching anime magical girls murder each other.
The 2016 Holiday Season is ramping up fast! I blinked, and it's already December 14th! Time to celebrate with two modern Christmas classics! Here is my double-review and rating for the new perennial holiday favorites, Santa's Slay and A Christmas Horror Story! They're sacridelicious!
Another Stephen Chow movie?! Can we BE this lucky? And it features a cute girl as a mermaid?! This has to be the greatest Chinese movie ever made.... Said I, before actually watching it. Read my The Mermaid review and rating now to see my final thoughts on this aquatic monstrosity now!
Six Flags, and Thanksgiving, and Giant Robo, and Gilmore Girls, and UGA football! Oh my! This has been a week for the ages. Find out what went into it, what came out of it, and just what the fuck that thing on my lawn is in my newest Thanksgiving Daily! I mean, seriously! Is it a dead bunny? A weird fungus? Mutant afterbirth?
Fuck it. I'm done. I'm through with 2016. This is bullshit, man. I just... I just... I'm not strong enough. I can't take any more of this. Too many good people died, too many health issues in the fam, a shitty Batman movie, lots of stress, and now this. I'm out. I'll be over there in the corner reading a book until 2017. No internets, no video games, just an old fashioned paperback book. Call me when this shit-circus is over. Oh, but read my 2016 Can Suck It article first.
Guess what. A new Marvel movie came out this past weekend. Guess what else. I saw it. Guess what again. I wrote about it. Guess why.... Because I have no life. But whatevs. Here's my Doctor Strange
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Good. Fucking. Christ... Why? How?... What in the?.... Ugh. So many questions. Luckily YOU don't have to waste 13 hours of your life watching this show to see what I saw. Instead, you just have to waste 5 minutes reading my Macross Delta anime review and rating. There's lots of pretty pictures inside too.
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Oh no, they say he's got to go! Go, go, Godzilla! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go, Godzilla! Read my Godzilla Resurgence movie review and rating now. Go, go!
Yay! I read another book! That's TWO this year! I'm on a roll now! This one was about movies. Stanley Kubrick's movies. This one was fucking terrible too! Yay! Read my Kubrick's Game book review and rating to find out just HOW shitty it was!
Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy! Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy! Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy! Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy! Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy!
Want to watch a group of high school kids get experimented on by a group of mad scientists who like to mess with people's emotions? Sure, who wouldn't! Well, you'd better read my Kiznaiver anime review and rating first before you commit to it.
It's been 30 years, and now it's finally time to dive into the GREATEST movie of all time (featuring giant robots that transform into vehicles and guns and tape recorders)! Witness an unbelievable review/discussion/and therapy session about 1986's The Transformers: The Movie, and have your little minds blown away by the amazing insight and behind-the-scenes look at the production! That and there's tons of pictures.
Yes, the trailers actually made a DC movie look good. Yes, this movie came out a few weeks ago and I'm only just now reviewing it. Does that mean I loved it and spent 2 weeks pouring over my thesaurus for other words that mean "stupendous" and "sploogerific"? Or does it mean that I hated the living tar out of it and needed two weeks to stop seething over wasting $20 on tickets for it. Find out in my Suicide Squad movie review and rating!
The Olympics are here!... Too bad nobody has cable anymore and nobody is watching them. Honestly, missing the Olympics is the first time in something like 3 years after cutting the cord that I've missed it. Oh well, instead I'll just re-read this old Examiner Article about the Greater and Lesser Olympic games. There, I feel better.
After years and years of saying "NO! No more Harry Potter!" JK Rowling changed her mind when they hit her upside her head with a bag filled with British moneys. And so she penned the outline for a stage play. And now that play is in book form. And now I read it. So, did I love it? Did I hate it? Did I feel "meh" to it? Find out in my Harry Potter and the Cursed Child review and rating!
I love the Pokemans. I want to choo-choo-choose the Pikachoos, and snuggle with the Snuffalupaguses. I am the Pokemans biggest fan, and today I can prove it! Read my Pokemans Daily to see why I am the greatest Pokee-hunter in the universes!
But I did have to go for a new used car this past weekend. Guess how many people died. You can find out in a new Automobiley Daily!
Hold the phone! I'm coming! I'm here... See, I'm not dead. Though sometimes I wish I were... Moving sucks, people. And then continuing to travel back and forth from your old town to your new town (220 miles away) every weekend for a month sucks even more. But you know what's the WORST? Getting a root canal on top of all that shit.
But fuck my life at the moment. I'm here to present you with my new GATE Anime Review and Rating because elf chicks and death-goddess lolis. Enjoy!
Did you ever feel the need for an anime that was so powerful, so amazeballs, and so fucking well animated that it would blow your mind, and possibly be something you could show to all your non-anime fan friends, like Cowboy Bebop, as a way of making them understand just how great the medium could be again? Yeah, me too. Find out if Dimension W is the next genre-bending ultra series that'll make scoffers of anime apologize for ever insulting it! (The answer is "no," unfortunately, but read my review anyway. It's good for killing some time.)
Has the curse been lifted? Is this actually the third movie in a row where all three were GOOD? Some would argue that the Iron Man series had three solid showings, but others would not. So, what'd I think of Captain America - Civil War? Read my review and rating. Find out, man!
I like anime. I like carnivals too. Today's update contains one Myriad Colors Phantom World anime review, and one Fortune Teller Carny Daily. Read them both. You have time. And they're both pretty short. And they have pictures. You like pictures.
I'll give any piece of media a try, even if I think it looks like a boring piece of shit upon first glance. Sometimes it pays off and I expand my horizons a bit, and sometimes it enrages me so much that I just want to HULK SMASH shit for wasting several hours of my precious little life on it. Find out which way Orange (the manga) got me going! Check out my Orangy review and rating here!
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Japanese manga artist Satoru Fujinuma led an elite group of teenage pizza delivery drivers to develop a top secret project, known as REVIVAL. Pressured to prove his theories or lose apartment funding from his working mother, Satoru prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own time was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al, the Project Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Satoru could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Satoru finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home.
Now read my Erased review and rating.
Na na na na na na na na, Na na na na na na na na, BATMAN! And Superman!... And Wonder Woman... And a cameo by the Flash... And Alfred! And lots of explosions!... Find out what else is in Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice in my movie review and rating! OMG somuchfun!!!!
I finally get around to checking out the final Psycho Pass tale that we're likely to get. My thoughts on it are inside my Psycho Pass: the Movie anime review and rating. My thoughts on Donald Trump are that I'm moving to Uganda if he wins. It'll be much safer there.
Boom Shakalaka! It's March. Spring is around the corner! And so is a new Daredevil season! And Batman Versus Superman (Sue me, I'm interested)! But first, here's a new Too Many Cooks Daily for you. Oh, and a new NESticision about the 2016 Presidential Candidates. Bon ape-tit!
Deadpool finally made it. It's been a looooooong uphill battle for the poor, mutated fucker, but his movie is out, and I review it. Here is my review. My Deadpool movie review. I am now done with this update.
I went in with a sense of dread, but came out believing in the powah of ONE PUNCH. See my One-Punch Man anime review and rating. Marvel at its unabashed attempt to make sweet, sweet love to a work of animation.
This has been a rough month for the ol' Rossman. New jeorb, new move, sickness, sick family, and bad shit all around. But I've been working on this review since before Christmas, so let me just put this here, and let you take a look at it in your spare time. Behold my Fables Comic review and rating! I may or may not be able to get anything done for next week though. I am so fucking lacking sleep, or any kind of actual rest.
I looooooooooove murder!... Well, in my entertainment I do. I once found a shot to death body by the train tracks and it was gross. And by "shot" I mean "run over by my car." And by "train tracks" I mean "Jimmy Jammer's living room." It was still gross. Anyway, here's my The Perfect Insider - Everything Becomes "F" anime review and rating!