SMASH Halloween Page II
(Let the spank-down
a few more shots left... I
didn't think you could handle too many more of these. So here a just
a half dozen photos of the second Halloween party that the Hulk
went to this year. If this terrifies you, just imagine what it
does to my family.
When I came to the next day, I had no recollection of this event
at all, which is odd since I usually just lose myself in
bliss whenever I come near the mighty Captain Rugged. Apparently
the Cap blocked it out of his memory too as when I approached
him with this photographic evidence he screamed, tore off
his clothes and started using steel wool all over his body
in the shower. God! I mean, I wash myself down there all
the time. And it's not like I've got anything too contagious.
See that glass in the foreground of the picture? That's not Kool-Aid.
Let's just say the Hulk has a small bladder and a small memory
when it comes to where the closest bathroom is.
The next morning I woke up with over 60 beaded necklaces around my neck...
I was wondering about that.
Like all cool animals, the Hulk needed to mark his territory. Captain
Rugged was just in the wrong place at many wrong times.
I wasn't sure if the Hula Dog was part of some twisted trip I took as
the Hulk, or a real beast of licking pleasure.... Honestly, this
picture proves to me that my beer goggles were so damn thick
that they even covered the camera. There's no way such a perfect
creature exists in this or any world.
What can I say? Another evil end to a pretty evil day.
|NOTES FROM THE EDITOR:
Wow... So the Rossman got blotto pretty early this Halloween
and made a complete ass of himself at two parties in front
Big whoopity do. What I don't understand is how all those
pictures above showed
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