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THE Big MF Bomb
"Repeat.  Repeat, Alpha Base One.... That's a BIG MF Bomb, Sir."

Design:
This is one big MF bomb!! This Total Nuclear Systemetic Quantum Dispersal Equilizing Reality Fracturing Device is powerful enough to rip the entire universe a new one! Designed by Dr. Freshnesu, it is the ESDF's last hope to stop the Jovians and the Oni. It is ultimately designed to destroy the Kami-Killa and all life in the process. The ESDF figures, kill us all and let God sort us out. Quite a kamikaze attack, neh? Since it doesn't run on God Energy, the almighty creator will still (theoretically) live through its detonation. Everybody has their fingers crossed on that one.

 Army:
ESDF

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Tomobikyo H.S.
Ahhhhh!  The hallowed halls of education and perversion.  I remember them well :)

Design:
The center of the world in Tomobikyo-cho. Tomobikyo High School is where everything happens in 2015. Most of the gang fights, the teachers hitting on underage kids, the explosions and most importantly the time dilators. You can hear the cicadas here 12 months out of the year and the cherry blossoms are always in full bloom. Not to mention that the stupid school bell NEVER STOPS F***IN' RINGING!!! It's enough to drive me batty!!!!

 Army:
The people of 2015

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Yamacsico
The UNSPACY Macrosssssss, errr, ESDF Yamatooooooerrrrrr, YAMACSICO!!!!

Design:
This is what it's all about my friends. This is the ULTIMATE battle ship! It belongs to the Earth Self Defense Force Faction and is the command carrier of the whole fleet! Grand Admiral Fox stations herself aboard this vessel! The best mecha pilots of the whole Earth Force are on board! And to nuttiest captain to ever pilot a "space boat" is at the helm! Put them all together (along with some rock bands, love and a lot of perversion) and you have an awesome show!
The Yamacsico has over 2,527 guns on board, 1,500 soldiers, 153 mecha units, tons of really cool super science stuff that gets explained to us as the show goes on and one comatose Count. Now that's how you fight a war!

 Army:
ESDF

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Yamacsiso Version 2 (Y)
You get to burning!  Faster than a pussycat, you know you can!  Then we'll se dah dum dee dum dee dee dah... Something something something!!

Design:
After being utterly destroyed and gutted, the Yamacsico was revised with a "Y" frame for bigger *BOOMS* and faster travel. It becomes even more powerful (if that's believable 0_o)!!

 Army:
ESDF

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Yggdrasil
"This isn't the Leif 54 that I know!!!  They've destroyed it!!  Those bastards!!!!"

Design:
Cap'n Grubby's command. This mighty ESDF vessel is eventually whipped, slashed, burned, smashed, trashed, churned, roasted and toasted. Even with an arsenal of virtually endless supply it was devoured like a virus by healthy blood cells! It's a horrible sight! Grubby never seems to live down losing a ship under his command so totally and completely. Poor Grubby-_-.

 Army:
ESDF

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