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Hey Doc, you ever pray to the big paisano in the sky? You know, when you were really desperate or somethin'? |
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Hmmmm, well, sometimes, I guess. Like when a patient is dying on the operating table right in front of me, and I know that he doesn't have any family members left to mourn him... And his insurance will only pay for medical care if the poor sap makes it out alive... Then I pray. I pray that he fills out his final paperwork to Medicare before he expires, or that the Blue Ax/Blue Balls Insurance company doesn't know a forged signature when they see it... |
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No... No, that's not really what I meant by-- |
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Oh, and that one time I thought I left my prints on that dead baby. Oooooh, I'll tell you, there was a lot of praying that night. |
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Was that how MegaMan was born? |
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*Siiiiigh* I keep telling you, you were born when a goomba raped Mother Brain. Now shut up! I'm talking about fancy religious talk here with that angel kid! |
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.......Well I pray whenever I fee-- |
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Oh, and that time the Princess swore she missed her period. I was on my knees praying so hard. Well, I was on my knees begging Bowser to "accidentally" club her in the stomach with a baseball bat... But while I was down there I figured a quick prayer couldn't hurt. |
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Oh ho ho! We all had a good laugh when it turned out that she was really just totally anorexic and never had her period again. She's as barren as World 2 in Super Mario Bros. 3! Ha ha ha! Good times... |
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Confound it! You blasphemous whipper snappers! Wait till I put this horse fucking a monkey on my giant boat and I'll tan your hides but good! |
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Oh, no need to lock those two pretty beasts up on our account... Here, let me get out my web-cam. |
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Holy Moses! It's the Bible's Noah! |
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That's right, my little angelic friend. I am NOAH! I'm here to tell you all about FAITH! When the Lord our God told me to butcher my first born son onto him I did it without reservations! |
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Ummmm, sir, I think that was somebody else. And like God actually stopped him in time before he killed the babby. |
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Yeah, God stopped HIM, but I'm not so good of hearing... You would have thought something that important would make the Lord speak up a little before the kid's body's already gutted and on the sacrificial flame... You know what I'm sayin? |
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See, that's my point: If it happens in the Bible, how the Hell can it be illegal? |
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Wait?! So you're a murderer, Noah, sir?! |
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What of it? Eve raped Adam, Moses killed every firstborn male in Egypt, and Solomon fucked all of his 100 servant girls every other night in a fantastic orgy... Who are YOU to cast the first stone?! I bet those wings on your back aren't even real! |
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MegaMan thinks your horse is pretty. |
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Why THANK YOU, young man... At least somebody around here has some manner-- |
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Remember when MegaMan had relations with that one horse? Megaman counts that as MegaMan's greatest day of all time. |
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*Forlorn siiiiiiigh* |
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You're right... That DOES sound like the greatest day of all time. |
