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Wait, Barack Hussein Obama is black, right? Megaman confused. |
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Well, he's either black or... Well, what the hell's Tiger Woods? |
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Is it true that black people taste like chocolate? |
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Only if you cover him up in chocolate sauce! Tee-hee! |
 *BLARRRRRRRRRG!* |
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This is why the Mushroom Kingdom works so well! We just elect a princess and then we never have to worry about anything ever again! Yay! One country, one race! |
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Well, I guess you're right... Whenever shit turns brown you call my ass out of retirement and I take care of everything for you little fucks... But Christ on a crutch, I didn't realize you fuckers were all racists. |
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Hey! We love EVERY race! Especially the not-so-char-grilled ones. |
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You racist sons of bitches! You NEED people of every race, creed, and color in order to be, like, a really real country! |
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........... Why? |
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.............................. Um..... Well, you need........ |
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Wait, are homosexuals allowed in the Mushroom Kingdom? You know, butt fucking and such? |
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Well, except for the Princess, we ARE all men. Tee-hee! |
| *BLARRRRRRRRRG!* |
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What about metal boys? |
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WE HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM LIKE DOGS THE MOMENT THEY SET FOOT IN OUR HALLOWED KINGDOM! DEATH TO AUTOMATONS!!!!! |
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I'm all packed. When can I move in? |
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Um... Well, the Mushroom Kingdom -- or the MK, as I calls it -- is kind of booked right now... |
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What the?.... How is a "kingdom" kind of booked? |
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That'd be because the little pukes are all living rent free in my laundry room right now... I don't even know how they got the key to my place... |
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Um... Er.... Well, um, Bowser.... He, he kind of destroyed the Mushroom Kingdom and all. We had no choice but to pay Luigi $15 and a case of Peroni Lager for his spare key to your place... |
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Wait, how did Bowser destroy the Mushroom Kingdom? |
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He, um, well, he kind of invited somebody over on Trivia Night over at the castle.... It... It was AWFUL!!! |
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Who the fuck could have possibly been-- |
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OH MY GOD!! THERE HE IS NOW!!!!1111!!11one!!111! |
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Hello, children! |
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