 The ROSSMAN
I lost $5
on this movie. I bet Carl that no Arnold movie could possibly
be worse than End of Days. GODDAMMIT!!!!
The 6th
Day is so bad that it thinks that the sport of the future
will be the XFL. It seriously believes this. Isn't the XFL already
dead? Christ! My head hurts just thinking about this film. It's
all about cloning and how some people think it's a bad idea.
Others don't. Ah-nold gets mixed up in everything when the helicopter
company he owns flies somebody who's been cloned and then other
Green-Peace-like assholes kill the clone and Ah-nold's pilot
friend. But the people who clone people think that it was really
Ah-nold who was flying the copter that day, so they clone him
by mistake. Then people start shooting at him and more people
die and are re-cloned.
It may sound
complicated, but it's just stupid. It tries incredibly hard
to be a remake of Total Recall but falls on its ass over
and over. The music sounds like a cheesy rip off of every 80s
over-synthesized soundtrack ever produced and it's pretty painful
to listen to after a while. The laser guns that everyone uses
in the future are really fucking cool though. They sound rugged
when fired too and not like a gay phazer from Star Trek like
most sci-fi movies steal from. But there's just one thing that
made me hate this movie beyond anything I've loathed in a looooong
time. Arnold acting along side Arnold. It was painful. The dude
sucks at delivering his own lines and that problem is only emphasized
when he's talking to himself! He may have been cool in his day,
but it's pretty obvious that the big guy's stopped reading scripts
(both before signing on to a film and right up through filming).
He just can't act anymore (well, if he ever could is debatable).
I say we just put him out to pasture or simply let him open
more of those crappy Planet Hollywoods and tell him that we
need more shots of him in front of a ribbon with those big scissors.
I have
to rate The 6th Day a D Minus. It was worse than End
of Days, sure, but not as bad as What Planet Are You
From. Nothing is as bad as What Planet Are You From.
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ROBOT PEDRO
Robot Pedro
loves The 6th Day. Soon humans will destroy themselves
with cloning and then robots will rule the world.
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SATAN
This is a
disturbing predicament I find myself in. I found that The
6th Day sucked Harry Potter's balls, but at the same time
it also brought despair and fear to the lives of many film goers.
Hmmmmmmm,
I'd have to give it a 5 out of 10 Satan points. It made me feel
nauseous, but just imagine how it made all of Japan feel.
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