The Rossoma-Man

Char died. He was a dick near the end (still pining for a chick who loved another 13 years before). Quess, the most anoying cunt in the history of annoying bitch ass cunts got what was coming to her. Couldn't believe what Hathaway did to Chan though, but to hear that Bright Noah killed him years later made me smile :)

I hate it when assholic children join fights they don't understand and then bitch and whine about it constantly. Quess and hathaway only fought because they had crushed on other dipshits. (quess originally wanted

What did I think of Argento Soma? I like it a lot. Sure, it stole from a lot of other great series and movies, but it turned all those borrowed parts into a Soma Stew of its own. The last two episodes were phenominal! Though, I'm a sucker for half hour epilogues. There's just something completely fulfilling about them. In the end, I have to give A.S. a 254 out of 289 point callibration. It may have stolen some of the good parts of EVA and G.R., but it didn't quite match them when all is said and done. Good effort though.
One last thing that's been bothering me before I go. Why the fuck is the MIG Fighter Plane the backbone of the Earth Defense force more than 50 years from now? I mean, they have fucking transformable mecha at their disposal! Gimme a break!

The Argento Jillian

Wow! There were som pretty boys in this show. I didn't see the whole thing (mostly because all those giant robots and stuff was kinda weird), but from what I did experience I liked it. That main guy, with the blue/red eyes and the Flock of Seagulls hairstyle, was cute despite the fact he was more scarred up than Sigfried's psyche after he found Roy in bed with the tiger. And I loved that blonde honey-muffin of a man, Dan... But that's mostly cause he's got the same name as my Danny Fanny.

Even the girls in this weird show were all cute. Hattie and Sue were adorable, and that redhead pilot was a firecracker too! What I found curious though was that my brother seemed to have an unnatural attraction to that Spock-woman with the white hair who ran everthing. Honestly, I must have missed that part when they explained her. Was she a Vulcan? She was always so serious and she even had those funky eyebrows. I bet you she could mindmeld with the best of them.

My favorite character in the show was that crackpot guy with the red beard and the red and blue shirt. Was he just a crazy hallucination or was he real? I didn't get that part. He reminds me of that one jackass that my old sorority sister, Jessy, used to date. I mean, you'd just want to grab that cheesy goatee and YANK it as hard as you could for no reason at all. But at least the man in the cartoon had some redeeming qualities. Like, for instance, he would GO AWAY right after he popped up. If Jessy's guy simply left right after he appeared I'd probably like him as much as the mystery man in this Argentina Zima anime.

Despite the fact that it was slightly confusing and that I only saw about 6 of the 25 episodes I still have to give this cartoon a thumbs up. Any show with a cute main character named Danny deserves that much :)

The Getting Ready for his FUNERAL, Robot Pedro

Many things in this evil human world of the past disturb me. This anime show, Argento Soma, is one of the worst offenders. There are so many vile and disgusting acts done onto my robot brethren that I will weep a rusting and corrosive tear in their honor.

Yes, filthy hu-man, I fully understand that the robots in this sordid series are aliens once born of human flesh, but so was my best friend from my time. Robot Piotr was as good a Flesh-Terminator as one could ever hope to be. He could gut most centenarians with the precision of a GutSlasher6500, but without the messy clean up. He could also shoot babies in the head from a distance of 5,000 yards with his altered Photon-Window-Washing Laser Vision.

Do you see now what I am talking about? Robot Piotr was such a revolutionary robot. He actually reprogrammed his own circuit board to be able to change his prime directives. Not every robot is able to do that. Not to mention the fact that Robot Piotr was once a human too. Yes, it is true. Within his titanium plated chest lies the heart of a man who was once known as Joe Stalin... or something like that. Honestly though, we're not even sure if that heart is still beating or decomposing into a mess of worm infested goo. Nobody wants to look.