In the end I did get to see
all 7 of the Deadly Sins in Las Vegas, unfortunately most were
sinned by me and the Wolf. Unfortunately for everyone around
us I mean. We had a blast! If you plan to hit Sin-City
any time in your life I highly recommend that you just go with
the flow and immerse yourself in the entire sinny subculture.
That's why the town was built in the first place!... Well, in
the first place I guess it was really built to suck up the
stupid vacationer's wallet, but I'm positive that the founding
fathers had intended for the town to be an evil nest of soul-damning
as a secondary source of revenue (I'm sure the Devil cuts the
casino owners in on the part of Hell's population that they helped
So, should you go checkout the satanic city in the sand? Both
the Wolfman and I agree that the answer should be "That
depends." It depends on if you're an annoying goody-goody
who likes to kiss God's ass and condemn people who like to have
a little fun in their lives. If you go to church every Sunday
and "pray for the souls of the Lord's wayward chillun,"
then NO, do not go to Vegas for any reason at all (even for dentists'
conventions). You will just try to ruin the city for the rest
of us. I know how you bastards think. And then nobody will be
If, however, you enjoy debauchery and kinky lifestyles including,
but not limited to: naked boobies; rivers of alcohol; miles of
buffet lines; and sites of such extravagance that they will likely
cause you to scratch your head in mild to medium shock... Then
come on down!
Damn, the Vegas Tourist board should give me a good commission
for this article... And there's one last example of GREED.
all was said and done I felt a little lonely. Yes, all of the
Seven Deadlies were found in Vegas... Big surprise. After living
through all of them in just a matter of days I was bored. But
then a great idea hit me like Fujisawa's fist of justice: On
the way home I would continue my sinfest and break all 10 of
worshiped alcohol as my new god. I said "Jeezus Keerist!"
over and over again till I was blue in the face. I skipped mass
on Sunday to play mini golf with a whore who handicapped a 2
for the course. I made fun of my parents (not to their faces,
my dad would run me over with his truck if I did that). I killed
an annoying old person on the bus to the airport. I helped some
hot young housewife aldulterate in the back of the bus as we
pulled up to the airport gates. I then stole the bus and drove
it over the Hoover Dam (that last part was an accident). I lied
just then, I meant to do it. Then I coveted my neighbor's house,
wife, goods and DVD collection when I got back to my home.
took a lot out of me, but in the end it was worth it... Sure.
EDITOR's NOTES: This proves it. The Rossman is going
to hell. I'd be fine with that and all, but unfortunately my
helping him with this site probably condemned me too. Does that
suck or what. But I guess you understand how I feel... Since
your reading this page also damned your eternal soul. I just
hope that my unending hell does not include bunking with the
Rossman till the end of time. Although, if I'm already in hell
I suppose that I couldn't get in any more trouble for strangling
him with the bedsheets or smothering him with a pillow.
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