Patriotism: A Right or a Privilege?
Page II

Yes, I'm guilty of making fun of the President every once in a while. But it's just so damn easy. It was fun with Clinton cause he was such a louse, and it's a riot with "W" because he seems like he was just a "daddy's boy" riding the coat-tails of his predecessor to the White House. But in the end, he is the President. He is our leader. Even if (thank Christ it didn't happen) Al Gore was elected, I would be giving him the same support. That is what being an American is all about. Even if your candidate did not win, you SUPPORT the guy who did. He becomes your leader. Accept it.... Wait, no. That's just stupid. Forget I said that. Yeah, don't blindly follow and support the president JUST BECAUSE he's president... BUUUUUUT, to all you retards out there who won't even give the guy a chance, don't NOT support him just because you DIDN'T vote for him. That's just as, if not more, stupid as saying "he's the prez, seig heil!" What the fuck was my point?....

To back track a little bit more, that's something that other countries still don't fully understand about our system. Most of the world thought that we would end up in a civil war because the last election was so close. Sure, it took a long time to sort it all out (and Al Gore's people were cheating bastards), but we never even fired one bullet in protest or revolution.

Now, back to my complaint. On the day of the terrorist attack, 9/11/2001, just a half hour after the Twin Towers were hit, I posted the terrible news on a message board that I used to frequent. Within minutes of my post somebody that I know posted a hasty reply that took a verbal punch to our nation's leader. When several thousand people died in an instant for no reason.... This person was trying to make his/her/its political agenda known. Christ! This person probably backed up Bill Clinton when, a few days ago, he stated that we brought this attack on ourselves. That's right, our ex-president claimed that it was 100% our fault the terrorists killed several thousand of our own citizens.

I was pretty pissed off about the whole terrorist thing to begin with at that point, so I made my feelings known to said person and gave my opinion about the situation. An apology that wasn't really an apology was given in return, and talk of the tragedy continued throughout the day.

The Stock Market began ticking again today after being closed all of last week (the longest closing since the crash in 1929). It dropped a little, but it will be back. World War I, the Great Depression, WWII, Korea, 'Nam, the Gulf War, the bombing of the Twin Towers in 1993.... none of them stopped the market. All of those events only hindered it for a bit. Fuck you, Osama!

That was most definitely not the end of it though. After we learned about the Pentagon, the flight over Pennsylvania and the collapse of both Trade Towers, most everybody I talked to and heard from that day was in shock and almost in tears.... Except for another acquaintance of mine, Dick Sucker (not his real name, but the name I will call him from now on). That pud. That total jizz gargler. What did he have to say? Nothing except shit like what Clinton would later hang his head low and say. Comments like "We had it coming to us", "we deserved this", "my blood boils hot whenever people claim that this is the greatest country in the world when it is one of the worst", "capitalism sucks because it makes other countries do this to us" and "if only we didn't just worship the dollar and if we gave all of the food that we have to starving nations and saved our forests and endangered species the world would be alright."....... This set me off like a motherfuckin' bomb.

My cousin-in-law was only two blocks away from the WTC when the first attack occurred. Lots of falling debris and burning jet fuel landed near him. He has five kids and a loving wife. Thank God he made it out of the city just fine. I know 3 people who worked in the Twin Towers. I've only heard from 2 so far. They barely made it out alive. The third may still be under the 100 foot pile of twisted metal and smoldering concrete that lay at the South end of Manhattan Island as I write this.

But what was wrong with the nation? According to Dick, we have too much money. That's why this horrible day had to happen. That's why soooooo many husbands, wives, brothers, mothers, sisters, fathers, uncles and aunts had to die. Not because some sick fuck in the desert in Afghanistan had a nonsensical holy war against us that only he could understand. No. Dick Sucker knew better. He could see through that facade.

This was not the first time Dick had made his beliefs known to the world. He frequently took the time to edumacate us to the fact that we were evil for wanting to make money to buy things with. Once again, Dick's ability to even say that and not get executed by the government shows what a great country we live in. But Dick never saw it that way. He could only see the greed (even though he took part in that greed himself so that he could buy such large luxury items like his gas chugging SUV and furniture). And what ticked me off the most was that he never had an answer on how to fix the so-called problem. ALL HE WOULD (and does) DO IS BITCH ABOUT IT.

The one thing about people like Dick that I don't understand is why they're still here in the States. He's made it clear that he HATES this country. Sometimes it even sounds like he's HAPPY when bad things happen to its people. So why does he still live here?! Why the fuck doesn't he move to China or Mexico? They don't have the problem of having enough food to feed all the starving nations in the world. They can barely feed their own! Most of the other countries he thinks are better than the U.S. of A. wouldn't even let him talk about their leaders at all, even if he had something nice to say (which he wouldn't). I'd like to see that annoying fuck move to some African or Asian country and get slaughtered for being (supposedly) Christian or white. Did I forget to mention that there are some places in the world that don't allow you to practice a different religion other than the state run one, or let you walk the streets unmolested because you're a different color than most of the natives?

But America sucks, sayeth Dickie Sucker. Mostly because of capitalism. He did not seem to realize that capitalism is what makes people want to be better at what they do. I agree that some people engage in capitalism out of greed, but it is my humble opinion that the majority of Americans (and Japanese, and British, and Germans, etc.) try to attain more money to make their loved ones more comfortable. Hardly an evil cause.

Capitalism is also what makes an employee do his best to help his company. It's what makes people open new restaurants and allow customers to try new foods from around the world. It's what makes millions of immigrants each year want to become U.S. citizens and merge countless cultures and peoples together into one giant melting pot. It's what makes people want to become better providers for their children. In the end, it's what makes them better people.

After that, Dick Sucker actually brought up his brilliant thoughts on Communism..... But I'm too "Gamma Radiation" mad right now and need to calm down a bit. I will just leave his thoughts to your imagination. It's probably less disturbing that way.

This image to the right is in poor taste. Horrible taste in fact. The only point I wanted to make with it is that the cum-dumpsters who killed thousands of our people on September 11, 2001 were even more evil than we originally thought. They were into beastiality and the sodomizing of older men. They'd even fuck their fellow terrorists' fathers and pets. They were that fucking evil.

What was the point of this two page ramble you just skimmed through? First of all I want you to walk away knowing that Osama bin Laden is a total evil butt pirate who will die a painful and prolonged death at the hands of our finest Army Rangers. Secondly I want you to know that without a doubt, the United States of America is the GREATEST NATION ON THE PLANET. Nowhere else would private citizens come together so totally after a tragedy like this and give so much of themselves for their fellow countrymen. Thirdly, you must understand that Dick Sucker is a big commie moron. Punch him if you see him. Aim for the gut so he feels it but it doesn't show.

When you're done reading this, go and think about the thousands of Americans who died last Tuesday. That's the least they deserve.