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.........Hello. Ummmmm, Megaman like to eat chocolate. |
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Shut the fuck up. |
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Fear me, gay
and insignificant mortalssss!!! I am here to reap your soulsssss! |
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Oh relax, everybody. Death's with me. I just thought I'd
bring him along today to show you all the importance of binge
drinking and prostitution. |
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I hardly think that's appropriate, Mario. There are children
and lesbians present. |
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Shut your cakehole, Yoko! This is important information
for my lifestyle choices. |
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Sssssorry, little
man. But I lied to you about that just so I could sssuck the
life from you and your friendssss. |
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Goddammit! I just got my soul back from God after beating
him in a game of pinochle. Yeah I cheated, but that's only so
I could go to hell. They got lots of whores and shit down there.
Yo, Death. Am I at least going to the underworld after this? |
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Actually,
you're the only one I'm sssending to heaven. |
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You bastard!! Why?! |
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Does it
piss you off? |
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Hells yeah! |
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Then that's
a good enough reason for me. |
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...........asshole. |
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Do I have to die too? 'Cause the Princess is in another
castle. |
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Zip it, you pinhead.
Hey, Death... Bubby... Pollywog.... What's up with this whole
"Kill the live folk" gig? Huh? I mean, feel free to
cleave the existence out of the elf, but come on... the rest
of us is good peoples! I'll even take you out for some heavy
drinking and ho-hunting later on tonight. What do you say? |
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Ha ha! I knew this day would come! I'm well prepared too.
Everybody, meet my clone, P. Diddy Linky. He's gunna take my
place for when Death comes a knockin'. |
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Hey, how's it going..... WHAT?! Take who's place?!?! |
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That's not a clone! You just put some of your syphilis
contaminated red clothes on the retarded androgynous mushroom
man. |
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Shroomsssss?!
Bonsai!!!!!! |
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OH GOD!!!!!! MY FUCKING HEAD!!!!! HOLY QUEEF!!! HELP
ME, LINK!!! YOU ASS PIRATE!!! YOU OWE ME!!!!! IT BURRRNS!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!! |
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*SNIFFFFF!*
Oh, that'll clear your sinusesssssss........ Anybody got any
Twinkies or Moon Piessssss? |
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Oh man! The dilemas I must face.... Do I help the little dildo
and face the Grim Reaper's wrath for my heroics? Or do I join
in the puffing and get what could quite possibly be the greatest
high of my life? |
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M-m-m-m-m-mega WhooooOOOOOOooooa! |
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Druggle! Quit whacking off and get in on this! He's burning
up really fast!! |
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Hell, champ, I was only yankin' your crank.
(DEEP BREATH)
FUCK ME UP THE GOAT ASS!!!!!!...... That's premium pootie! |
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If only he wasn't so trip-tastic.... I might feel some
shame..... |
