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What is "social reform"? |
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Was that a rhetorical question or are you just stupid? |
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Who gives a rat's ass! The sunshine is blue and the birds
are blooming! It's a wonderful day! |
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What are you so happy about? |
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Heh heh... Nothin', sweetums. Just somethin' that I've
been waiting a looooong time for finally came in the mail today. |
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You sonuvabitch! You're not using another supplier are
you?! I told you that the problem we had earlier would never
happen again. Simply by neutering Mega Man I've curbed his taste
for the finer narcotics that Colombia has to offer. He will snort
no more. |
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No, not that. I just got a little bit of blackmail material
in my possession that will help my wildest fantasy come true! |
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Not to worry, gents... and Samus. I couldn't care less
what any of you guys did in the past. There's only one person
that I'd go through this much trouble to dig something painful
up on. And her name is Princess Toadstool!!!
(Ominous music) *Dah Dah Daaaaaaaah* |
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No!!! Nooooo!!! Lies!!! All of it, LIE-..... Wait a minute,
Druggle. I'm cleaner than Link's underwear.... and that's only
cause he never wears any. There's no way in hell that you could
have found anything bad on me. |
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Bwa ha ha ha!!! That'll just make it all the more sweeter
when the bomb drops, Shnookums. Hmmm, to make this more interesting
I think I'll drop you a hint as to what it is that's in the magic
envelop.
I'm tellin' ya, Mario, it's easily enough to sleaze my way into
her panties! |
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Ooooooooooooo, do tell. I've only seen them by sneaking
into her apartment during the day when she's off visiting the
far reaches of her kingdom. Her roommate and I usually spend
a good 4-5 hours just sniffing away! The ones in her hamper are
always the best!! |
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Uuuuuuuuuuh, right, Champ. I'll let you know.
Anyway, Princess Pie, the magic hint is "Pre-surgery". |
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............. How in the name of St. Jebediah did you
find out about that?!?!? |
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Ooooooooooh, ready to talk now, eh? Let's start the blackmailing
off at one full night in the sack with a total of at least 6
boinks, 7 if I'm feelin' frisky, and a kinky new age shower together
in the morning. |
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No. Now that I've regained myself I will not bow to your
horrendous demands. Thinking back, it couldn't have been all
that bad. You're bluffing! |
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Am I? Heh heh.... It's obviously been so long ago that
you don't even remember why you had the operation in the first
place. Submit to my demands, Sucky-lips, or the pics go public!! |
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Doc, what's he talking about? |
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I don't know, but I hope he shows me later. These have
got to be some steamy pictures. |
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Well, I've probably seen them already then. |
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Why, were they in a gay porn magazine? |
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............No?............... |
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Quiet, you jackasses! I have to think here...... Okay,
Mr. Pig-fucker, can I at least see the picture if you're that
confident in it's persuasiveness? Either put up or shut up. |
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Nope nope nope... It'll be a bigger pay off this way.
So, what's it gunna be, chickie? Yes or no? You've got 3 seconds.
Three!...... |
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He's bluffing.... I know he's bluffing.... He's got to
be bluffing!!! |
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Two!........ |
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ONE! It's show time, you assfucks. Line up to check out
the pretty Princess picture of before she had the operation to
fix the Down Syndrome she had as a child!! |
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YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!! |
