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          So, this Ebola thing... Is it legit? | 
        
        
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          Ummm, what with the who now? | 
        
        
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          Is it legit? | 
        
        
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          It's TOO legit!  | 
        
        
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          ???...... | 
        
        
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          Too legit! | 
        
        
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          Ummmm, why-- | 
        
        
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          Too legit to quit! | 
        
        
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          Hey, hey... | 
        
        
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          My people, we don't know defeat. We crush the strong and pecolate the weak. Daily... Everyday. We make our moves to improve our groove because we love to rule where we lay, yo. Yo. | 
        
        
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          We're rolling on! We're rolling on! We're rolling on! | 
        
        
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          ......Is he on top? He's on top. He's on top! | 
        
        
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          Goin' to burn it up! Goin' to burn it up!! Goin' to burn it up!! | 
        
        
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          ...........Um.... | 
        
        
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          .............(Stares)... | 
        
        
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          ..............(Waits)... | 
        
        
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          ............ (Holds breath).... | 
        
        
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          .....Um........ Can't touch this?. | 
        
        
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          Goddammit! | 
        
        
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          You fucking suck, elf! | 
        
        
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          What. The. Goddamn. Fuck. You stupid piece of shit-out white trash mothafucka..... | 
        
        
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          You know what? Just fuck you, guys. It's over. I'm done. This shit has gone on too long! | 
        
        
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          ??? | 
        
        
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          Don't play dumb. You've all been treating me like second fiddle for years now! Pretending I don't matter, making me look stupid! | 
        
        
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          Well, I don't think that we were making you loo-- | 
        
        
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          SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE! | 
        
        
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          !!!........ | 
        
        
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          This ends tonight. I count, dammit! I count, and I'm going to end you all tonight! You wanna know how? | 
        
        
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          No. | 
        
        
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          MegaMan wants to know h-- | 
        
        
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          It ends as it begat! | 
        
        
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          I don't think that's a word. It's like "embiggen"... | 
        
        
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          I finally learned how to train your monkey, Doc! He now knows how to sodomize people with bananas and pineapples! Bwa ha ha ya ya! | 
        
        
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          ...... | 
        
        
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          ...... | 
        
        
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           MegaMan needs to eat more fruit, MegaMan's doctor says. | 
        
        
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          BEHOLD! Monkey, fruit-rape them all! | 
        
        
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          EEEK! EEEEK! OOOOOOOOK! | 
        
        
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          Ten bucks says my monkey just butt-fucks the elf. | 
        
        
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          EEEEEEEEK! OOOOOK! EEEEEEEK! | 
        
        
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          .......How do you think I trained him in the first place? |