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Hey, Mario. I've been wondering why you're now dressed
like a physician. Did you give up plumbing? |
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Uh, yeah. The hours sucked. |
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Dude! But like, as a doctor aren't your hours worse? |
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No..... Not especially. |
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Oh man! Cause like I saw this documentary once where they
said that good doctors had to be on call like twenty-four
seven! That's gotta blow goats, man! |
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Well, I'm not a good doctor. |
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But, Mario, I'm just saying that even if you were a lousy
doctor who got his patients all drugged up and then made them
do weird and sick things that you'd still have to- |
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Shut the fuck UP, Pit. |
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Mario, what's Pit talking about? |
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Ummmmm?... Nothing. He must still be recovering from the
2 kilos of medicinal marijuana I prescribed him. |
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What?! |
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I mean the barium enema that I gave him. That must've screwed
up his head. |
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Ha ha ha! Ass. |
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Hey, muthafuckas, Daddy's back in town!! |
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Awwww crap.... |
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What's the matter, Princess, still mad about the whole
"nudies on the internet" thing? I told ya that that
was a mistake. A wonderful and greatly profitable mistake. |
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Druggle, what the hell are you doing back here? |
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Heh heh, keep your panties on, hon. I just came back to
see some old friends and pick up my hash and hero- |
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*AHEM* Shut uuuuuuuuup. |
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Mario, what's he talking about? |
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Nothing. He's just in withdrawal from the painkillers I
gave him after his penis erectile surgery.... Isn't that riiiiiiiiiight,
patient? |
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Uh, yeah, sure. I would, uuuuuh, like some of your legitimate
prescription medications, my dear man. Please put me down for
50 grams of hospital acid, a kilo of your finest emergency
room pot, and what the heck, throw in a few kilos of your
clinical crystal meth. |
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M-M-M-M-Mega M-M-M-Maaaaaan not feeeeeeel too gooooooooood. |
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Oh shit! |
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What? What's the problem? |
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The little blue ass pirate found the stash I was keeping
for you again! That's $100,000 down the fucking toilet!!! |
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"Loco" Luiz's gunna cut my sack off and feed
it to his crocodiles again!! |
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! ...... Ass. |
