07/02/2003
In the months leading up to this summer I would have bet anybody mad money that I wasn't going to have any crazy summer adventures in the vein of One Crazy Summer (starring Demi Moore and Bobcat Goldthwait) or My Summer Of Jigginess '01 (starring me and costarring the lovable scamp, Spike, and his re-re fuck bunny, Harry). But I guess it was a good thing that I didn't 'cause I would have lost a lot of bling-bling and then I wouldn't have been very happy on the trip that I ended up partaking in. That I partook in... That I tripped in. Whatever.
Anyway, I tripped out with the help of John, Karen, Lion-O, and Steve all the way up the East Coast of Las Estados Unidos in Big D's brand new, sweet 2003 Expedition. Normally I would be the first one against such a risk (i.e. riding in a Ford), but once I found out that it had a 7-inch widescreen, LCD monitor hooked up to a DVD player... Well, that's like offering a crack whore a bag of blow and a ten spot for just a hand job. It's just something that I couldn't refuse. So below you will find my Travel Journal of my tripped out adventure with the gang. Enjoy!
(NOTE FROM THE EDITOR) Yeah, apparently the Rossman tried to remember things differently than the normals that he shared these experiences with. I've included some quotes and snippets from some of his travel companions in order to let you get a better grasp of what supposedly went down for those two weeks in early June, 2003. Banzai!!!
Day 1