let druggle solve all of your problems. he can give you advice on anything, but his specialty is... relationships. now you're cooking with pimp daddy druggle.
|lets get this thing off to a bang with some letters.
hey, uhhh.. druggle.. where's droggle/bobble?
you know too much! *bam bam bam bam bam bam* *reload* *bam bam bam bam bam bam*
druggle, im a guy, and i suddenly realized, i was terribly attracted to my best male friend... and im getting less and less attracted to my girlfriend all the time... well, last night, i slept with my best friend... im so confused... i dont know what to think
one time, i was playing frisbee with a friend, and well, my friend throws the frisbee pretty hard, and well, when i turned around, i had a very unpleasent feeling as a large projectile lodged itself into my rectum. well, over the time, ive acquired paranormal powers from the incident, like i can move yellow spoons a quarter of an inch with my mind, but only when they're atop a furnished oak hardwood dinner table... painted purple. well, it happened once, and i did hit my knee on the table... but you never know. i also have an increased pants waist size. i have two questions... one, do you think im god? two, do you think it's possible to carry on a steady relationship with the frisbee?
who the hell's playing a mean joke on druggle?
druggle, im so sad... my girlfriend broke up with me... and well... i dont know what to do... i just mope around all day
and what the hell makes you think i care? oh wait, this is my letters section.. woop, my bad. well... uhhh... too bad and stuff. NEXT.