you sukc! yyo all sukc! i haet your seit! its a disgrcae! i cake to your siet, adn evryhing suckde!
you say you want some cake?
im a long time nes player, and i just wanted to ask a single solitary question... there are these weird scabs-
STOP THE LETTER, NOW!
can you tell me where i can get some nice pictures of lara croft>
shut up! SHUT UP! I'm sick of you people! Besides, we like the 2d ladies here.
i was wondering if you could help me out with final fantasy 2/4j. im stuck right at the beginning. i hit power, and the screen comes up, and says, "Final Fantasy 2," and it plays this weird music.. i'm stuck. what do i do? well, im gonna keep working on it for now
... ummmmmmm ... youve stumped me, the game master, on this one, buddy. please keep us updated on your research of this mind boggling puzzle. i greatly anticipate to hear from you again on this. but dont think to hard, ive heard this one drives some to insanity!
july 27
hi. my name's timmy, and i was wondering, is it possible to jump over the flag pole in Mario Bros?
good question timmy, but just remember, next time you write to us, dont hit the send button 27 times, you little bitch.
i swear! this boss in ff1 is pissing me off! he kills me every time! its impossible! i mean, at the beginning of the game, when they give you choice of different classes, they give you a black mage, two guys that punch, a guy that has funny hair, and someone that can heal themselves. well, im obviously going the choose the one can heal themselves. who the hell says they have to be weaker than the others?! it doesnt say that anywhere! now im stuck with 4 white mages.
4 white guys? sounds like a gay orgy to me. HAHAHAHAAH- im sorry, that was just bad. ill kill myself now.
would you please stop sending me 50 emails aday advertising your site? its bad enough that you have to make the subjects dirty and full of sm*t, then you just gets my hopes up, and it turns out to be another lame advertisement. you promised me sm*t.
here's your damned sm*t
remember when they had that fruity NES cartoon with megaman? he talked like a frog... no he squeals like a girl in that sf game (though it is cool watching him blast ryu) I think crash man got a little too friendly with that drill of his.... or maybe breakman slipped him the old jimmy dean...eh, eh...... gooddamnit
thats disgusting, you sick little bastard. get away from me.
whats the point of having a rom page when there are only like 5 or 6 roms on it?
whats the point of asking a silly question like this, when you know im not going to give you a reasonable answer? YOU PEOPLE NEVER LEARN
I SAW YOUR PAGE AND I LAUGHED
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send your damn letters to phwibbles@phwibbles.com, and ill make sure they get the attention they deserve.